True Love - Hilarious!

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  • 4jenniferk
    4jenniferk Posts: 307 Member
    Lmfao! Mid day humor..... Much appreciated!
  • bhfood
    bhfood Posts: 77
    oh my goodness. when you laugh out loud when you're alone reading something THAT's funny. so glad you shared this. made my day. My husband corrupted me and I can now belch with the best of 'em. Farts ARE a little more complicated. lol
  • janet0513
    janet0513 Posts: 564 Member
    Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh :laugh:
  • Missanticipated
    Missanticipated Posts: 31
    This was hilarious!! I can't wait to read more :)
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    I just cried and cried and cried and almost couldn't breathe! lol nothing makes me REALLY LOL like that just did! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    I wasn't crying, but I was shielding my eyes like hiding from the rest of the story would keep the horror from happening. That was awesome.
  • smtillman2
    smtillman2 Posts: 756 Member
    Oh my gosh I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! I litterally had tears in my eye!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SmexAppeal
    SmexAppeal Posts: 858 Member
    I wanna know who the original author of that story is. I just almost peed myself laughing so hard!! She needs to write a book. Great story, and amazingly funny!
  • Cindym82
    Cindym82 Posts: 1,245 Member
    LMAO, that was the funniest thing everrrrrr i am dying at my desk reading this YAY for boobie lol
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I wanna know who the original author of that story is. I just almost peed myself laughing so hard!! She needs to write a book. Great story, and amazingly funny!

    Turtlehurdle gave us the link: http://hahasforhoohas.com/
  • ashleen7
    ashleen7 Posts: 258 Member
    I have tears streaming down my face!! But then, I always find flatulence hilarious!! Great story!!
  • chinita96
    chinita96 Posts: 141 Member
    That story will stay with me for a long time! Hilarious! lol
  • MIchelleH2027
    MIchelleH2027 Posts: 1,239 Member
    OMG....Thank you for this! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • daniellesb1
    daniellesb1 Posts: 178 Member
    O...M...G.... !! This was one of the FUNNIEST things I have EVER read. I was laughing so hard the tears were running down my face ! Problem is - I am at work, so have to actually HOLD the laughter in !!

    Believe you me - trying to hold in this uncontrollable crazy belly laugh - gave me a GREAT ab workout !!

    Ok, granted that I actually snorted out loud sometimes....... BEST-LAUGH-IN-A-LONG-TIME !!! :laugh:

    ps - must confess, even at 42 yo I still find "farts" the funniest !
  • MdmAcolyte
    MdmAcolyte Posts: 382 Member
    That was great!! LOL
  • MikeyD1280
    MikeyD1280 Posts: 5,257
    wait wait, hold up... girls don't fart, only my mom does and she don't count as a girl.... YOU TRICKED US ALL!!! no wonder why everyone is laughing...
  • mangobadango
    mangobadango Posts: 294 Member
    Love this!
  • ladytinkerbell99
    ladytinkerbell99 Posts: 970 Member
    Fantastic! You are a gifted writer.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    wait wait, hold up... girls don't fart, only my mom does and she don't count as a girl.... YOU TRICKED US ALL!!! no wonder why everyone is laughing...

    :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • texastango
    texastango Posts: 309
    "....and Now we know the Rest of the Story!"

    Great stuff. Making sure your date wouldn't run out of gas or "run out on gas".

    Fart-tas-tic!

    Alternate plan: Blame it on new perfume.

    Question? Did he take you out to dinner on the next date? What did you eat?

    Feel free to warn me when you guys are going out to dinner...like resturant, time, place...

    Suggestion: Don't smoke or carry matches.

    Just sayin!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    OMG, my self control has been put to an ultimate test as I sit here at work lips pressed hard, giggles escaping through my nose and throat! *Bow* Thread of the year!
  • katapple
    katapple Posts: 1,108 Member
    hahaha!!!
  • CrisAlex
    CrisAlex Posts: 236 Member
    I love this story - what a funny love story!
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Laughing so hard I am crying

    Thanks for sharing!
  • BillyC96
    BillyC96 Posts: 7,560 Member
    It was true love, no question.

    Another fart story. I'm Canadian and my wife is English. I have a Canadian buddy who says 'Someone stepped on a duck' whenever someone farts near him, particularly if it's audible. On one occasion when my beloved tooted I used that expression, which left her perplexed, (as one would imagine) and me in a position to explain what 'stepped on a duck' means.

    Fast forward.

    In the middle of the night I found the need to expel gas, and knowing full well my wife was fast asleep I let loose in a loud fashion. My wife instantly sat bolt upright in the bed and exclaimed 'There's a duck in our room!' before settling back into a sound sleep. I could not go back to sleep though. I was laughing way to hard for that.
  • leahrochelle
    leahrochelle Posts: 218
    I just cried. In attempt not to bust out laughing! TO MUCH!!!! hahahaha oh man!
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member
    OMG I haven't laughed so hard in a very long time! My eyes are watering so bad!!! Holy crap!!!
  • Tandi_S
    Tandi_S Posts: 439 Member
    O.M.G. You just made my day with this story. I'm wiping the tears away and fending off dirty looks here in the cube farm.

    I've never read a more wonderfully written story about a fart!

    Toots to you! :drinker:
  • LisaH1967
    LisaH1967 Posts: 332 Member
    OMG!!! That's one of the funniest stories I've read in a long time. I had to wipe away the tears. lol I'm glad you have a nice rack!!!!
  • jamie78
    jamie78 Posts: 514 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    ::wipes away tears from my eyes::
    (fortunately from laughing so hard... not because I farted!)

    That was great!

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