Outrageous things men say

Nikkibebe08

So I went on a few dates with a guy, we vibed well and things seemed promising. After a few dates, I found out he slept with a good friend of mine which in my eyes is a deal breaker so I ended things. A month goes by and today I received a bunch of angry text messages from him apparently pissed off that I kissed another guy. I called him and told him he had no right to be upset because we were no longer seeing each other and he lost all rights to get upset about anything when he slept with my friend..his response:

"Yeah, but I used a condom so it doesn't count, did you use a condom on your tongue?"

Definitely one for the books! :noway:

RebelliousRibbons

Wut? :noway:



WOMEN ARE NOT PROPERTY TO YOU SLEEZEBAG.

Ugh. I hate creeps.

corn63

Did he sleep with your friend before or after you started dating?......



And craziest thing I've ever heard from a man's mouth: "But I was pretending it was you! So it was like having sex with you. Doesn't count."

Nikkibebe08

Did he sleep with your friend before or after you started dating?......



And craziest thing I've ever heard from a man's mouth: "But I was pretending it was you! So it was like having sex with you. Doesn't count."

During! He slept with her while we were still dating....I guess his goal was to be sleeping with us both but I found out before things could go any further between him and I so jokes on him!

odusgolp

Frankly, I'm thinking this man is freaking hysterical and perhaps you should date him...

corn63

Did he sleep with your friend before or after you started dating?......



And craziest thing I've ever heard from a man's mouth: "But I was pretending it was you! So it was like having sex with you. Doesn't count."

During! He slept with her while we were still dating....I guess his goal was to be sleeping with us both but I found out before things could go any further between him and I so jokes on him!

LOL he's my hero:) Kudos to him for using a condom;)

jkandktmom

What *kitten*.

I had a guy tell me one "I'm not attracted to you enough to have a realtionship but we could have a one night stand".

Contrarian

I once had a guy cheat on me, and he thought that telling me that he didn't ejaculate would make it better somehow.

harleydall76

My ex-husband couldn't believe that I got mad when started "fooling" around with another woman - while I was right there. She was some random woman that came to a party his friend and decided she liked him and she wanted to show him her piercings and encouraged him to feel them, which he did. His response was as long as he came home to me, who cares? To me, that was enough.

harleydall76

What *kitten*.

I had a guy tell me one "I'm not attracted to you enough to have a realtionship but we could have a one night stand".

Yup, had that happen too.

LauraMacNCheese

I once had a guy cheat on me, and he thought that telling me that he didn't ejaculate would make it better somehow.

Wow...my ex said the very same thing to me...

rompers16

Not sex related but my husband once said to me "I saw an advertisement on t.v. for a cream to remove wrinkles. You can order it if you want." To be fair, I had been complaining about my skin the week before and he was trying to be helpful..lol.

greenbox06

Um I am sorry but that is just dumb. WTH was he thinking that it would be okay. See this is why I am glad I had a dad that taught me right and I am going to teach my son. It seems that loyalty is a thing of the past. I am not going to let it die with my son I can promise you that

adrian_indy

Using a condom shows he cares.

apedeb09

LOL.. Where the hell does that guy get off telling you what to do? F*ckin' loon.

scs143

"I just put the tip in, that shouldn't count."

When I found out he slept with someone else while I was away at college.

kennethmgreen

So I went on a few dates with a guy, we vibed well and things seemed promising. After a few dates, I found out he slept with a good friend of mine which in my eyes is a deal breaker so I ended things. A month goes by and today I received a bunch of angry text messages from him apparently pissed off that I kissed another guy. I called him and told him he had no right to be upset because we were no longer seeing each other and he lost all rights to get upset about anything when he slept with my friend..his response:

"Yeah, but I used a condom so it doesn't count, did you use a condom on your tongue?"

Definitely one for the books! :noway:

A month after breaking up with someone, you get angry text messages and instead of just ignoring them, you pick up the phone and call him to talk to him again?

That's outrageous!

corn63

"I just put the tip in, that shouldn't count."

When I found out he slept with someone else while I was away at college.

Good ol' fashioned game of "Just the Tip"... winners all around!

greenbox06

Not sex related but my husband once said to me "I saw an advertisement on t.v. for a cream to remove wrinkles. You can order it if you want." To be fair, I had been complaining about my skin the week before and he was trying to be helpful..lol.

yes he was. Remember us guys are simple you complain about something we find a solution we think we are helping by providing the solution.

ster81

I once had a guy cheat on me, and he thought that telling me that he didn't ejaculate would make it better somehow.

A lot of guys are guilty using this line...

sheila569

"I just put the tip in, that shouldn't count."

When I found out he slept with someone else while I was away at college.

I think we have a winner :drinker:
LMFAO!

LauraMacNCheese

Totally off topic; but Ster...awesome ink! :flowerforyou:

ChrisStoney

So he slept with your friend but didn't kiss her? Cold...

ster81

Totally off topic; but Ster...awesome ink! :flowerforyou:

Well thank you

littlehedgy

I had some idiot at college tell me:

"oh so you only date girls?! Well have sex with me! Then you will want to be with men! How do you know you don't like c*ck if you've never had it?"
to which I replied:

"Have you ever had one up your *kitten*?"
him: "HELL NO!"
me: " Then how do you know you don't like it?!?"

It shut him up right quick

TonyM1984

You didnt answer the question. So did you use a condom or not?

heygurlheyyyy

Frankly, I'm thinking this man is freaking hysterical and perhaps you should date him...

^^this

So he slept with your friend but didn't kiss her? Cold...

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

ster81

I had an ex tell me "but I couldn't get wet because I felt so guilty.." like it was gonna make everything alright. Girls say dumb things too lol

Shamrock_me

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You know I'm such a Biotch I really don't have to hear those remarks. Men are terrified of me.
I make sure I scare them right out the gate because..
.........I don't date wussies...

things like "What does your husband think about you doing that?" - a guy asked when I was talking with a cashier about going to Florida for Christmas.. I told him "He doesn't think much from his shallow shallow grave in the back yard" ---- the cashier well she had a good laugh.

I don't get many dates anyone who asks I make sure they know I don't lie.. I don't act.. & I don't put up with a whiny princess with a penis who won't wear a condom without acting like a baby.

Your guy at least wore the condom. He prolly needs a scary girl to straighten him out so he knows how good he has it... but I'm not taking playmates at this time...

_the_feniks_

This guy sounds F^(king Klassy. Definite father material.

luv_lea

I once had a guy cheat on me, and he thought that telling me that he didn't ejaculate would make it better somehow.

I've heard that one too. haha And also "but I didn't have feelings for her, nothing like I do you, so it's ok."