XANAX FOR EVERYONE!!!

tara_seay

xanax. i actually have a script, and i am soooo thankful. sometimes a girl just needs to double a dose.

tara_seay

I prefer Vicodin. or Vodka. Or other things that begin with the letter V.

vajayjay?

ZombieChaser

Posting for _SkittyBang

I miss you Skitty!!!

BAMFMeredith

My cousin OD'd on xanax and died. That stuff isn't really anything to joke about. Not trying to be a party pooper, but just sayin'. Pills suck.

So did mine. Last August, actually. It happened because he mixed it with alcohol. Too many people OD'ing like that. It's terrible. Sorry for your loss.

:flowerforyou:

While I don't know anyone that died from it, my fiance is in recovery from a benzo addiction and I know someone else that is hopelessly addicted to them too and is unable to live a normal life because she is swallowing handfuls at a time. So yeah, it's not really that funny for me. I know where you're both coming from.

I understand where y'all are coming from. I've seen addiction ruin lives, take lives, etc. My best friend of 14 years was so strung out on coke and pills for a couple years that I cut off contact from her and she missed out on the birth of my child, and I wouldn't let her near him until she was clean. She wound up in a psychiatric hospital because she was doing drugs to self medicate instead of taking her bipolar medication. Obviously, none of that is funny. I don't think anyone here thinks so.

Take jokes at face value. Sure, plenty of jokes strike a nerve with me too, about all kinds of things...but I can still find the humor,and stay light hearted about things. Life's too short to be so serious all the time.

rubyautumn4

Thank ye kindly!

*dancing around in a low cut, see through, backless sweater*

diddyk

Ativan anyone??

Clonazepam. Ativan wears off to quickly.

LegzyK

"Kids are different today", I hear every mother say
Mother needs something today to calm her down
And though she's not really ill, there's a little yellow pill
She goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And it helps her on her way, gets her through her busy day

"Things are different today", I hear every mother say
Cooking fresh food for a husband's just a drag
So she buys an instant cake and she burns her frozen steak
And goes running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And to help her on her way, get her through her busy day

Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Men just aren't the same today", I hear every mother say
They just don't appreciate that you get tired
They're so hard to satisfy, you can tranquilize your mind
So go running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
And four help you through the night, help to minimize your plight

Doctor, please, some more of these
Outside the door, she took four more
What a drag it is getting old

"Life's just much too hard today", I hear every mother say
The pursuit of happiness just seems a bore
And if you take more of those, you will get an overdose
No more running for the shelter of a mother's little helper
They just helped you on your way, through your busy dying day, hey


This... \m/

LegzyK

My grandpa died from looking at big hooters while mowing the lawn.


Ergo.... I do not mow.

(C'mon people. Lighten up.)

too funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

corn63

My grandpa died from looking at big hooters while mowing the lawn.


Ergo.... I do not mow.

(C'mon people. Lighten up.)

too funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lol, I wish I were joking. He chopped off three toes. Developed gangrene that eventually killed him. Silly silly man.

LegzyK

My grandpa died from looking at big hooters while mowing the lawn.


Ergo.... I do not mow.

(C'mon people. Lighten up.)

too funny :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lol, I wish I were joking. He chopped off three toes. Developed gangrene that eventually killed him. Silly silly man.

Bummer, hope those hooters where well worth it???? of course not, sorry

apedeb09

I don't take anything too seriously (as you can see from my first post on the first page). I was just stating that it happened. Not trying to ruin anyone's fun. Carry on.

Drunkadelic

Drunkadelic

I WISH my mother would take her xanax.

She says "when I take it, I don't feel like the ***** I usually am."


Yeah, mom, that's kind of the point.


On the plus side I suppose I could raid her medicine cabinet and give them to you crazy folk.

pick me!