7 Sexy Ways To Burn Calories

hethro760
hethro760 Posts: 28
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According to an article in Woman's Day magazine, the following actions burn quite a significant amount of calories:

Light Kissing: 68 calories per hour
Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
Undressing: 8+ calories total
Massaging: 80+ calories per hour
Romantic Dancing: 103 calories per half-hour
Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour
Giving Oral Sex: 100 calories per half-hour
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  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

    How does "heavy making out" burn more than sex?
  • zombie_porno
    zombie_porno Posts: 199 Member
    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

    How does "heavy making out" burn more than sex?

    I was wondering that, too!
  • hethro760
    hethro760 Posts: 28
    The way I read the article - heavy making out burns more because of the "anticipation"(heart beat gets elevated, etc) -- whereas having sex could possibly be passive--and the article also said that fewer calories are burned if orgasm is not achieved
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    F*** 68 calories, Im not light kissing for a whole hour
  • katamus
    katamus Posts: 2,363 Member
    Undressing: 8+

    I think I'll just skip logging sex.
  • zombie_porno
    zombie_porno Posts: 199 Member
    The way I read the article - heavy making out burns more because of the "anticipation"(heart beat gets elevated, etc) -- whereas having sex could possibly be passive--and the article also said that fewer calories are burned if orgasm is not achieved

    Oh! That makes sense, actually. Thanks for sharing =)
  • allisonmrn
    allisonmrn Posts: 721 Member
    I'll take Romantic Dancing for 103cals please.
  • Feisty_Red
    Feisty_Red Posts: 982 Member
    What? pole dancing didnt make that list? :laugh:
  • Mama_Mila
    Mama_Mila Posts: 511 Member
    I'll take massaging for 80+ calories :)

    I just want the massage though, I could care less to burn any calories :wink:
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

    How does "heavy making out" burn more than sex?

    Maybe they assume that the other person is fighting you off?
  • Aperture_Science
    Aperture_Science Posts: 840 Member
    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

    How does "heavy making out" burn more than sex?

    Maybe they assume that the other person is fighting you off?

    an then of course I'd class catching them as part of the making out process.
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
    I wear my HRM during sex- overall it averages out to 2 cals per minute - 3 cals for extremely vigorous activity.
  • marthafox1
    marthafox1 Posts: 191 Member
    I wear my HRM during sex- overall it averages out to 2 cals per minute - 3 cals for extremely vigorous activity.

    So let me get this straight, you work it out in minutes and part minutes thereof????

    Not hours or part hours thereof....
  • _Calvin_
    _Calvin_ Posts: 122 Member
    Anyone miss the point he is reading Woman's Day?
  • giaciccone
    giaciccone Posts: 257
    The real question is...
    How many people actually log it?
  • giaciccone
    giaciccone Posts: 257
    Anyone miss the point he is reading Woman's Day?
    Why can't a man read a magazine with the word "Woman" in the title? I think it's pretty sad that you're so much into gender roles that you would mock someone just for reading a magazine. Just saying.
  • hethro760
    hethro760 Posts: 28
    Anyone miss the point he is reading Woman's Day?

    When you live with a woman, there are Women's magazines lying around the house..
  • hethro760
    hethro760 Posts: 28
    What? pole dancing didnt make that list? :laugh:

    I was also upset that there was no mention of body painting...I have been hired many times as a body painter and, according to some sources, people burn 320 calories an hour painting..
  • hethro760
    hethro760 Posts: 28
    The way I read the article - heavy making out burns more because of the "anticipation"(heart beat gets elevated, etc) -- whereas having sex could possibly be passive--and the article also said that fewer calories are burned if orgasm is not achieved

    Oh! That makes sense, actually. Thanks for sharing =)

    So do you burn double for a double orgasm? Thats what I would want to know..
  • heliumheels
    heliumheels Posts: 241 Member
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
  • giaciccone
    giaciccone Posts: 257
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!
  • hethro760
    hethro760 Posts: 28
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!

    If I were to log them, I would probably log them as push-ups? Just saying...
  • giaciccone
    giaciccone Posts: 257
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!

    If I were to log them, I would probably log them as push-ups? Just saying...
    :laugh: Well that WOULD make sense!
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Would any of you ladies like to help me burn "100 calories per half hour"??? :wink:
  • MTBrob
    MTBrob Posts: 513 Member
    SO If I was to do all those in an hour I would of burned 10 calories..

    Damn I am awesome!!!!
  • hethro760
    hethro760 Posts: 28
    Would any of you ladies like to help me burn "100 calories per half hour"??? :wink:

    dude, really? Give me a break...
  • Chapter3point6
    Chapter3point6 Posts: 1,233
    Would any of you ladies like to help me burn "100 calories per half hour"??? :wink:

    dude, really? Give me a break...

    Where would you like it?
  • fcp1234
    fcp1234 Posts: 1,098 Member
    SO If I was to do all those in an hour I would of burned 10 calories..

    Damn I am awesome!!!!

    lol
  • LiftHuff
    LiftHuff Posts: 131
    Hip thrusts & groin stretching

    yoga: happy baby, cat&cow

    ;)
  • Jmbean84
    Jmbean84 Posts: 261 Member
    Anyone miss the point he is reading Woman's Day?

    This!

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