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7 Sexy Ways To Burn Calories

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  • wolfpack77
    wolfpack77 Posts: 655
    For best results do all of the above in one night :P
  • Jmbean84
    Jmbean84 Posts: 261 Member
    I tried logging sex and couldn't believe it wasn't on the list! I know while reading 50 shades of grey, I burned some major calories that week!
  • firstandten
    firstandten Posts: 9
    There is my next workout right there
  • LittleMiss_WillLoseIt
    LittleMiss_WillLoseIt Posts: 1,373 Member
    I tried logging sex and couldn't believe it wasn't on the list! I know while reading 50 shades of grey, I burned some major calories that week!

    Most definitely!! -=)
  • Jmbean84
    Jmbean84 Posts: 261 Member
    I tried logging sex and couldn't believe it wasn't on the list! I know while reading 50 shades of grey, I burned some major calories that week!

    Most definitely!! -=)


    First time ever in my life I had to take a cold shower after reading a chapter of a book! I probably would have jumped the mailman if he had come to my door that day!
  • MrDangerSass
    MrDangerSass Posts: 99
    Would this be an inappropriate thread to ask if anyone is eating back their calories?
  • nevertoolate2
    nevertoolate2 Posts: 309 Member
    Would this be an inappropriate thread to ask if anyone is eating back their calories?

    it would bring a new meaning to protein shake
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
    Would this be an inappropriate thread to ask if anyone is eating back their calories?

    it would bring a new meaning to protein shake



    HAHA... apparently 30 calories a pop:drinker:
  • legs_n_bacon
    legs_n_bacon Posts: 478 Member
    How much does masterbating burn? That's all that's happening over here.
  • Seriousmom3
    Seriousmom3 Posts: 164
    So, no count on receiving oral? Doesn't seem fair. This list must have been compiled by a man. LOL
  • swordsmith
    swordsmith Posts: 599 Member
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!

    I have in the past and my log is simply "Sex" - I believe I added it to MFP.

    However, I only bother if I get a 100 cal plus burn from it otherwise I dont bother.
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    What? pole dancing didnt make that list? :laugh:
    I tried pole dancing but, at over 230 LBS, I kept tearing it out of the floor.
  • Darkskinned88
    Darkskinned88 Posts: 1,177 Member
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!

    I have my codes...vigorous calisthenics, moving furniture...
  • Kerri_is_so_very
    Kerri_is_so_very Posts: 999 Member
    Would any of you ladies like to help me burn "100 calories per half hour"??? :wink:

    I log this as .1 serving of "smoked sausage" :laugh:
  • betancourta229
    betancourta229 Posts: 171 Member
    Is that 80 calories getting a massage cause if that's the case I am all in! :smile:
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    bump to refer to later :bigsmile:
  • chivalryder
    chivalryder Posts: 4,391 Member
    I'm more curious as to why you were reading a woman's magazine...
  • corn63
    corn63 Posts: 1,580 Member
    If you're giving oral sex for 30mins or more, you're doing it wrong.
  • Austin1988
    Austin1988 Posts: 243 Member
    I wear my HRM during sex- overall it averages out to 2 cals per minute - 3 cals for extremely vigorous activity.

    What about the vinegar strokes?
  • jessc4343
    jessc4343 Posts: 214 Member
    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

    How does "heavy making out" burn more than sex?

    I was wondering that, too!

    I must be doing something wrong...
  • _Tristan_
    _Tristan_ Posts: 221 Member
    I'll take Romantic Dancing for 103cals please.

    I'll watch to make sure you do it right.. ;)
  • sevsmom
    sevsmom Posts: 1,172 Member
    I'll take massaging for 80+ calories :)

    I just want the massage though, I could care less to burn any calories :wink:

    A friend just posted a pic on face book of a baby t-shirt that said "Mommy only wanted a back rub!" I about fell out of my chair laughing!!!! Those massages are dangerous. . . ;-)
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    I love this article! I haev it saved in my favs at home. I log mine about half the time. Since my logging is set so anyone can see it, and my mom and sis are both friends on here, I log it as Wii Fit. No one needs to know how often we play house...LEAST OF ALL them!

    And it may be TMI, but since we almost always break a sweat (with a freaking fan blowing full blast on us no less!) and he is very, eh-hem, attentive to my needs (as I am to his!), we ALWAYS burn the extra O calories, I figure it deserves logging :devil:
  • cmpollard01
    cmpollard01 Posts: 246
    Heavy Making Out: 238 calories per half-hour
    Having Sex: 144+ calories per half-hour

    How does "heavy making out" burn more than sex?

    I was wondering that, too!

    It's also the heavy breathing that "making out" brings...I just want to know who volunteered for this research! And where I can sign up! :)
    I must be doing something wrong...
  • pamperedlinny
    pamperedlinny Posts: 1,740 Member
    I always wondered if I could log my sex calories.
    I want to know how many people log them & how they log them. SO curious!

    Depnding on what we're doing I've logged it as horseback riding.
  • MisterGoodBar
    MisterGoodBar Posts: 157 Member
    How much does masterbating burn? That's all that's happening over here.

    kinda sad
  • wooddie14
    wooddie14 Posts: 79 Member
    interesting topic...will have to refer to calorie table later!
  • RainHoward
    RainHoward Posts: 1,599 Member
    What? pole dancing didnt make that list? :laugh:

    Depends on what pole you're doing the dancing on.
  • danne32339
    danne32339 Posts: 155 Member
    Anyone miss the point he is reading Woman's Day?

    When you live with a woman, there are Women's magazines lying around the house..

    Sounds like a pretty smart guy to me. :smile:
  • wooddie14
    wooddie14 Posts: 79 Member
    I'll take massaging for 80+ calories :)

    I just want the massage though, I could care less to burn any calories :wink:

    A friend just posted a pic on face book of a baby t-shirt that said "Mommy only wanted a back rub!" I about fell out of my chair laughing!!!! Those massages are dangerous. . . ;-)



    that's pretty funny!!
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