Please don't log this...........

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  • VelociMama
    VelociMama Posts: 3,119 Member
    headdesk.jpg
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    Next you will be telling me that Clipping my toenails is not exercise, either.

    that's STRETCHING...cmon man!
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    brb burned 5 calories responding to this thread....
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
    Next you will be telling me that Clipping my toenails is not exercise, either.

    that's STRETCHING...cmon man!

    Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! :fistpump:
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,989 Member
    Kegels anyone?


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
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    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I only brush my teeth on the treadmill so that I can count it.
  • gpstrucker
    gpstrucker Posts: 930 Member
    You mean brushing your teeth isn't exercise? Well, crap, I guess I'll not bother then.
  • scottg1024
    scottg1024 Posts: 224
    So when I log wiping my a**, that's NOT a good thing to do??? Darn. :happy:

    Note that alternating hands will promote bilateral symmetry. Too many wipes is simply cardio.
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
    I shampooed AND conditioned my hair today. Ok, what is left of my hair. Gotta be good for 7-8 thousand cals burned. No?
  • roguestates
    roguestates Posts: 223
    Kegels anyone?

    Wait... this can't be part of my "strength training"????????????????????
  • facecap1
    facecap1 Posts: 2
    Now that is comedy...!!!
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
    So when I log wiping my a**, that's NOT a good thing to do??? Darn. :happy:

    Note that alternating hands will promote bilateral symmetry. Too many wipes is simply cardio.

    BRILLIANT
  • IronSmasher
    IronSmasher Posts: 3,908 Member
    Do you mean I am cheating myself with my sonicare? I mean I still hold it, and move it around. Nope, it's still exercise with an electric toothbrush. :laugh:

    Niner- Just don't take away flat ironing my hair as exercise. It's like 9 million upper body reps!

    Vibrogym
  • pg3ibew
    pg3ibew Posts: 1,026 Member
    I have to go to bed now. I am exhausted from changing channels with my remote. I will log this exercise in the morning. Being it IS after midnight.
  • myfitnessval
    myfitnessval Posts: 687 Member
    so i shouldn't log my sneezing as ab exercises? damn.
  • KharismaticKayteh
    KharismaticKayteh Posts: 322 Member
    I'm going to brush my teeth until my gums bleed then.

    After that, I'll be pretty.
  • char_char_piper
    char_char_piper Posts: 98
    Three words:

    Shake weight toothbrush. :glasses:
  • KharismaticKayteh
    KharismaticKayteh Posts: 322 Member
    Three words:

    Shake weight toothbrush. :glasses:
  • sarahwilloughby07
    sarahwilloughby07 Posts: 39
    Must be using this calculator: http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc

    Although I like this one: http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/lop <-according to this, with my height and weight I would have to brush my teeth for 618 minutes to lose one pound.
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
    hopefully she was just trying to motivate her daughter...
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    So when I log wiping my a**, that's NOT a good thing to do??? Darn. :happy:

    Note that alternating hands will promote bilateral symmetry. Too many wipes is simply cardio.
    Use heavy wrist weights and keep reps in the hypertrophy range.
  • Italiano7
    Italiano7 Posts: 382 Member
    So when I log wiping my a**, that's NOT a good thing to do??? Darn. :happy:

    Note that alternating hands will promote bilateral symmetry. Too many wipes is simply cardio.
    lmfao
  • Tann19
    Tann19 Posts: 94 Member
    brushing your teeth and such is "physical activity" not "exercise". Similar concepts but different, one is just movement the other is intentional for building physical fitness.

    I'm just going to throw that out there.

    :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:
  • golferd
    golferd Posts: 400 Member
    I will start logging my remote usage.
  • cally69
    cally69 Posts: 182 Member
    Just bent down to tie my shoelaces. I can have that doughnut now.
  • DrJeep
    DrJeep Posts: 37 Member
    Does spinning around in my office chair till I get dizzy count?
  • Rachlmale
    Rachlmale Posts: 640 Member
    Every little helps right? Sometimes I have to strain to let a fart out - that's surely ab training? Right?
  • VanessaHeartsMasr
    VanessaHeartsMasr Posts: 727
    Every little helps right? Sometimes I have to strain to let a fart out - that's surely ab training? Right?
    Hahaha. I just peed a little.
  • Rachlmale
    Rachlmale Posts: 640 Member
    Every little helps right? Sometimes I have to strain to let a fart out - that's surely ab training? Right?
    Hahaha. I just peed a little.

    LOL! Then clearly you are not straining properly...
  • cashew1b
    cashew1b Posts: 59 Member
    and to think my dh laughed at me for mowing the grass (with a push mower).. :laugh: I guess I'll have to remember all that bending and lifting next time I unload the dishwasher..

    sigh.. and school lunches are the reason kids are overweight..

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