The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)

    I'll bring some Polish sausage.

    And the line, you got some {pick your ancestor} in ya?
    Want some?


    Tip your wait staff I'll be here all night. Poor OP did not know the pandora box he could open.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    we're all ears!

    you said it, now we must know!!

    cannot repeat, too embarrassing. usually in the heat of the moment and usually so dumb i have to bust out laughing and shaking my head. if i had to do it again, i'd get it tattooed somewhere else!!!

    oh, no way! you capped BELIEVE so you HAVE to share a few now!!!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    i got just the medicine you need...
  • Iceman1800
    Iceman1800 Posts: 476
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    My game is simple. I pull out my platinum Visa card and ask if she is in need of anything :)
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    i got just the medicine you need...

    we'll get each other well prepped and share the injection together. now that's cookin'
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
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    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    I'll put the candle in your cake and you can blow it out
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
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    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

    I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

    Do you have any Greek in you? Would you like some?

    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

    Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?

    Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

    Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?

    oh man, that's the one i use around easter time! (but ask kiss the bunny)
  • relly77
    relly77 Posts: 6 Member
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    I'm such a big deal, p.m me for proof and I will have you drooling to the a.m
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Body fueled!! round 2?
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    And here I thought only guys need time between rounds to regenerate.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    I will give you all the time you need baby!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
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    Better eat a lot of starch so I can keep up for you, I mean with you. :wink:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    I dont do too many starches but if you were one i would consider it...:blushing:
  • relly77
    relly77 Posts: 6 Member
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    Already proved 3 people here that I'm a big deal. Anyone else need proof?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Dan....I dont believe you...prove it!!
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Already proved 3 people here that I'm a big deal. Anyone else need proof?

    Needing proof...
  • relly77
    relly77 Posts: 6 Member
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    Lol pm me
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
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    ever have English sausage in the can? no? Bend over :)
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Dub....I'm waiting....

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