The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
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    Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    better now that you are here Scott!! Join us will you???:love:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    I can think of MANY things to do with ice....mmmmm....
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
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    Hi. You're cute. Have you ever had your belly button licked.....from the inside?
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    i am an artist, and this hair under my lower lip is my taint brush; would you like to be my next study?
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
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    Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise *kitten*.
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
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    I dont live on a farm but i wouldnt mind plowing your field
  • theactionfigure
    theactionfigure Posts: 103
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    Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise *kitten*.


    Hmm . . . I think I've seen you ladies in a picture before. . . . . . .


    That's right . . . it was in the dictionary next to the word DAYYYUM
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
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    You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
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    You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
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    You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

    actually had something similar to that work
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
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    (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
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    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  • sultan1425
    sultan1425 Posts: 1 Member
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    So what do you think, should we start talking, or keep flirting from a distance ? ;D
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
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    As long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit.
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
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    If you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning

    If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous

    you're so sweet I'm getting cavities

    Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb

    If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

    ok im done
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
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    If you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning

    If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous

    you're so sweet I'm getting cavities

    Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb

    If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

    ok im done

    ooh, cupcake, i'll bet you're made of devil's food...and i'm feeling evil.
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    You look cold...Want to use me for a blanket?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    medicine man!! i love your naughtiness!!!

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