The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • pickletkd
    pickletkd Posts: 18 Member
    i might not be Fred Flintstone but i can still make your bed rock!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Does my butt look okay in these jeans?:laugh:
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    It would look better without the jeans on. :bigsmile:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Will u help me unzip my dress?
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    By all means....
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    :love: thank you........how can I ever repay you?
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    I'm sure something will spring up.
  • dusty_712001
    dusty_712001 Posts: 172 Member
    @fawndam Are you into casual sex or should I dress up?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Speechless :cry:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Surprise me!!
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

    I dont think so that is surprising but atleast quite interesting!:smokin:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    HIM: "Do you work at subway?"

    ME: "No, why?"

    Him: "Because your giving me a footlong."

    ME: "Don't flatter yourself with a footlong...more like a 6' inch sub" (As I looked at his pants)
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    I just had a 6 inch sub at lunch. It was quite alright:)
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    @midschool... "I have just moved you to the top of my to do list...." :bigsmile:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    If I said you had an amazing body would you hold it against me?
  • TrailRunner61
    TrailRunner61 Posts: 2,505 Member
    Just so you all know, everything you post on MFP is on google. :)
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Just so you all know, everything you post on MFP is on google. :)

    Just so you know..it is only if your profile is for everyone to see. If you log out of MFP and look again (if your profile is private) nothing but your name and maid picture will show up...
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    If I said you had an amazing body would you hold it against me?

    Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    If I said you had an amazing body would you hold it against me?

    Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

    I like it!

    Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    @hougt Fall didnt hurt at all since you were here to catch me.
    Now let me look at you! The pink fluffy hat, pink suitcase, camo shorts, and demure pose. I think there is a story here. Tell me a story hougt. :wink:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Where. Have. U been all my life?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    @hougt Fall didnt hurt at all since you were here to catch me.
    Now let me look at you! The pink fluffy hat, pink suitcase, camo shorts, and demure pose. I think there is a story here. Tell me a story hougt. :wink:
    Trying to look gay so other women don't notice me, leaving myself for you ;)

    Where. Have. U been all my life?
    Waiting for you to open my eyes!

    If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together ;)
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Our time is now ..lets make it count
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Excuse me,Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • kzcortes
    kzcortes Posts: 208 Member
    Can I have your virginity? I seem to have lost mine.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Will. U help me with my homework?
  • Frozen300
    Frozen300 Posts: 223 Member
    Does this chloroform smell bad to you?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the *kitten*!

    That one made me laugh so friggin hard....
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    time to step it up a notch!!! Where did you find that key? u just:heart: unlocked my heart....
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

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