The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

    actually had something similar to that work
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
    (Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
  • sultan1425
    sultan1425 Posts: 1 Member
    So what do you think, should we start talking, or keep flirting from a distance ? ;D
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    As long as I have a face, you will have a place to sit.
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    If you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning

    If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous

    you're so sweet I'm getting cavities

    Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb

    If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

    ok im done
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    If you were a taser, you'd be set on stunning

    If you were a burger at McDonalds, you'd be the McGorgeous

    you're so sweet I'm getting cavities

    Was your Dad in the Air Force? Because you're the bomb

    If you were a transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine

    ok im done

    ooh, cupcake, i'll bet you're made of devil's food...and i'm feeling evil.
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
    You look cold...Want to use me for a blanket?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    medicine man!! i love your naughtiness!!!
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    fun thread to keep tabs on........you folks are a blast

    love to join, but wife might not like it
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)

    sandwiches? ;-)
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    fun thread to keep tabs on........you folks are a blast

    love to join, but wife might not like it

    but then again, she might! nothing ventured...
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Oh Dan...pooor Dan....u would have made a nice part of our sandwich cuz you are YUMMY!
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    I love company... The more the merrier.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Medman....I will be dreaming of sandwiches as i cook chicken!!! LOL
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member

    ooh, cupcake, i'll bet you're made of devil's food...and i'm feeling evil.

    haha
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    GungHo....cum on over to my farm...I , i mean my field, needs plowed....
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    I have to cook now...which means i have to put clothes and an apron on...oh wait ...maybe just an apron..i'm alone...you guys and gals have fun...see you after i eat...:)

    no, there's no clothing involved in cooking unless you're cooking bacon!
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
    Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?



    depends, what does the dock (had to edit the word) rise:devil:
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    we're all ears!

    you said it, now we must know!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Cupcake....bring icing when you cum..
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
    Oh Dan...pooor Dan....u would have made a nice part of our sandwich cuz you are YUMMY!




    thanks fawn.........i was told once, that i had a "black belt" in tongue foo!
  • windycitycupcake
    windycitycupcake Posts: 516 Member
    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    we're all ears!

    you said it, now we must know!!

    cannot repeat, too embarrassing. usually in the heat of the moment and usually so dumb i have to bust out laughing and shaking my head. if i had to do it again, i'd get it tattooed somewhere else!!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Ok Medman...taking off apron now....
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    i have a tattoo of a cake on my lower back...you wouldn't even BELIEVE some of the things i've heard

    i'd like to bake your muffin :wink:
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    GungHo....cum on over to my farm...I , i mean my field, needs plowed....


    I think the **** just crowed
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    Ok Medman...taking off apron now....

    mmm...makin' me hungry :wink:
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    I love company... The more the merrier.

    Ho HO and sure i'll be the third HO

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