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The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Oh i have some catching up to do!!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Oh i have one
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    I am like an M&M... I melt in your mouth, not in your hand
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
    (best pick up line ever!!!!)
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
    Lolzzzz
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    :flowerforyou: One of my favorite meals is banana cream!!!! NOW GIVE IT TO ME!! please????? i will get on my knees and beg!!
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
    (best pick up line ever!!!!)

    So we have met before
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Now i have NEVER heard this one!!! baahaahaa!!! I like it!! give me more!!!
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    :flowerforyou: One of my favorite meals is banana cream!!!! NOW GIVE IT TO ME!! please????? i will get on my knees and beg!!

    Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway:devil:
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    i happen to be a coffee lover!!
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

    ROFL!
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
    If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    You had me at ...Hello.....
  • Scott277
    Scott277 Posts: 63
    This is awful haha
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Hey solar!! Good to see you again!!
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
    Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    better now that you are here Scott!! Join us will you???:love:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I can think of MANY things to do with ice....mmmmm....
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    Hi. You're cute. Have you ever had your belly button licked.....from the inside?
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    i am an artist, and this hair under my lower lip is my taint brush; would you like to be my next study?
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise *kitten*.
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    I dont live on a farm but i wouldnt mind plowing your field
  • theactionfigure
    theactionfigure Posts: 103
    Do you live on a chicken farm? [No] You sure know how to raise *kitten*.


    Hmm . . . I think I've seen you ladies in a picture before. . . . . . .


    That's right . . . it was in the dictionary next to the word DAYYYUM
  • nuffexercise2012
    nuffexercise2012 Posts: 140
    You bring a whole new meaning to the word, "edible."
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    You look like a girl who has heard every pick up line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?
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