The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    pick your "target"

    walk up to them, look them in the eyes and say, "what f...ks like a tiger and winks"?

    pause a bit, they may ask, "what"?

    then wink.

    I have done the one I Saw on TV...

    "What has multiple orgasms and hum?" (then I start humming....lol)
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    pick your "target"

    walk up to them, look them in the eyes and say, "what f...ks like a tiger and winks"?

    pause a bit, they may ask, "what"?

    then wink.

    That's awesome...
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    pick your "target"

    walk up to them, look them in the eyes and say, "what f...ks like a tiger and winks"?

    pause a bit, they may ask, "what"?

    then wink.


    I have done the one I Saw on TV...

    "What has multiple orgasms and hum?" (then I start humming....lol)


    what's the difference between lunch and oral sex?
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    ^^ tell me please!!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    what are you you doing for lunch?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Hot from head to feet huh??? how about a shower?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    YOU!!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    what are you you doing for lunch?

    (as in, uhm, you don't know the difference anyway)

    LOL
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Years of working in an establishment that served alcohol I heard alot of one liners;

    What time do you want me to wake you in the morning?

    What is for breakfast/ How do you like your eggs {unfertilized}?

    You about you rest those on my face?

    How would you like to play hide and seek/peek-a-boo?
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    YOU!!

    ooh, you're a sharp one. good job!
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    omg you are all dirty!! i love it.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    omg you are all dirty!! i love it.

    let me wash that off for you.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved


    OK..bu I want to be in the middle of the sandwich...lol..or we can take turns
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Sandwich...back to the fantasies again!!! mmmmmm...mmmmmmmm
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    please join us!!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!

    i can as you're not vegetarian ;-)
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    you bring the buns ill cum with the salami
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
    3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved


    OK..bu I want to be in the middle of the sandwich...lol..or we can take turns

    I guess this is getting far ahead than flirting:)
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    Sandwich...back to the fantasies again!!! mmmmmm...mmmmmmmm

    if we can find someone from wisconsin the fourth player could be the cheese for the sandwich. LOL
  • KBjimAZ
    KBjimAZ Posts: 369 Member
    SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!

    Stop screaming you'll wake the neighbors
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I LOVE SALAMI!!!
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved


    OK..bu I want to be in the middle of the sandwich...lol..or we can take turns

    I guess this is getting far ahead than flirting:)

    nah, we just have higher standards.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    oops....somebody call the cops...he is showing me his guns!!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    yes...higher standard...yes we do!!
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  • medicinemantoo
    medicinemantoo Posts: 160
    oops....somebody call the cops...he is showing me his guns!!!

    call them again, she just balled me out.
  • JessigirlJb
    JessigirlJb Posts: 656
    is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    LOL...really....i am!!

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