The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE
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pick your "target"
walk up to them, look them in the eyes and say, "what f...ks like a tiger and winks"?
pause a bit, they may ask, "what"?
then wink.
I have done the one I Saw on TV...
"What has multiple orgasms and hum?" (then I start humming....lol)0 -
pick your "target"
walk up to them, look them in the eyes and say, "what f...ks like a tiger and winks"?
pause a bit, they may ask, "what"?
then wink.
That's awesome...0 -
pick your "target"
walk up to them, look them in the eyes and say, "what f...ks like a tiger and winks"?
pause a bit, they may ask, "what"?
then wink.
I have done the one I Saw on TV...
"What has multiple orgasms and hum?" (then I start humming....lol)
what's the difference between lunch and oral sex?0 -
^^ tell me please!!0
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what are you you doing for lunch?0
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Hot from head to feet huh??? how about a shower?0
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YOU!!0
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what are you you doing for lunch?
(as in, uhm, you don't know the difference anyway)
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3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved0
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Years of working in an establishment that served alcohol I heard alot of one liners;
What time do you want me to wake you in the morning?
What is for breakfast/ How do you like your eggs {unfertilized}?
You about you rest those on my face?
How would you like to play hide and seek/peek-a-boo?0 -
YOU!!
ooh, you're a sharp one. good job!0 -
omg you are all dirty!! i love it.0
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SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!0
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omg you are all dirty!! i love it.
let me wash that off for you.0 -
3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved
OK..bu I want to be in the middle of the sandwich...lol..or we can take turns0 -
Sandwich...back to the fantasies again!!! mmmmmm...mmmmmmmm0
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please join us!!0
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SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!
i can as you're not vegetarian ;-)0 -
you bring the buns ill cum with the salami0
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3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved
OK..bu I want to be in the middle of the sandwich...lol..or we can take turns
I guess this is getting far ahead than flirting:)0 -
Sandwich...back to the fantasies again!!! mmmmmm...mmmmmmmm
if we can find someone from wisconsin the fourth player could be the cheese for the sandwich. LOL0 -
SOMEBODY FEED ME!!!
Stop screaming you'll wake the neighbors0 -
I LOVE SALAMI!!!0
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3 of us can just make a sandwich~ lunch solved
OK..bu I want to be in the middle of the sandwich...lol..or we can take turns
I guess this is getting far ahead than flirting:)
nah, we just have higher standards.0 -
oops....somebody call the cops...he is showing me his guns!!!0
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yes...higher standard...yes we do!!0
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I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?0
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oops....somebody call the cops...he is showing me his guns!!!
call them again, she just balled me out.0 -
is that a mirror in your pocket because i can see myself in your pants.0
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LOL...really....i am!!0
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