The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
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    Nah, we are ALL winners here.

    Game on.
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
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    OK .. sleazy chat up lines

    "Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?

    Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    OK .. sleazy chat up lines

    "Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?

    Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"

    haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
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    hey pretty lady......are you butt dialing? cuz dat *kitten*....


    .....is callin me :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :flowerforyou:
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
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    you are thief because you just stole my heart
  • turbofuzz77
    turbofuzz77 Posts: 98 Member
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    do you have a map cuz im lost....in your eyes...sleaziest pickup line ever :noway:
  • skinnylove00
    skinnylove00 Posts: 662 Member
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    hey handsome.....heard your ankles are having a party? you should invite your pants down ;D
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    are those astronaut pants, because your *kitten* is outta this world!!
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
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    you know what would look good on you.. Me :)
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
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    OK .. sleazy chat up lines

    "Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?

    Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"

    haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.
    Depends if the guy/girl who did it was hot, and you fancied a laugh and a joke with them.
    They would then have to buy you another drink as well ... see ... winners all around.

    It worked once for me. We had over 5 years together.
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
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    hey handsome.....heard your ankles are having a party? you should invite your pants down ;D

    Oh!! I dooooo love this!!!
  • waronmyfat
    waronmyfat Posts: 322 Member
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    I'm no glass of milk baby but I still do your body good
  • foxyforce
    foxyforce Posts: 3,078 Member
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    OK .. sleazy chat up lines

    "Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?

    Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"

    haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.
    Depends if the guy/girl who did it was hot, and you fancied a laugh and a joke with them.
    They would then have to buy you another drink as well ... see ... winners all around.

    It worked once for me. We had over 5 years together.

    it is very risky, if you are a clean freak like me you would not want someones fingers in your drink
  • PapaDunx
    PapaDunx Posts: 243
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    OK .. sleazy chat up lines

    "Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?

    Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"
    haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.
    Depends if the guy/girl who did it was hot, and you fancied a laugh and a joke with them.
    They would then have to buy you another drink as well ... see ... winners all around.

    It worked once for me. We had over 5 years together.

    it is very risky, if you are a clean freak like me you would not want someones fingers in your drink

    You are right.
    Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It was after the whole group had been hanging out for a couple of hours.
    But yes, a punch in the mouth does often give you the idea it hasnt worked .. lol :laugh:

    There would obviously have to be chemistry to try it.
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    your shirt will look just as nice crumpled up on the floor.
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
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    damn you are hot.. (just going straight at it)
  • Candigrl83
    Candigrl83 Posts: 2
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    I got the F-C-K. All I need is U. :laugh:
  • umer76
    umer76 Posts: 1,272 Member
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    I got the F-C-K. All I need is U. :laugh:
    Lolz
  • Hawky_Puck
    Hawky_Puck Posts: 3
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    If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
  • penith113
    penith113 Posts: 113 Member
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    If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?

    (ok so not exactly effective as a pick up line, but I had to follow the guy above me) Love the Bellamy brothers!

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