The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
    If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?

    I'll treat you any which way you like....and then some. :bigsmile:
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
    why does this say I started this thread? After a bottle of wine, i know i'd remember...
  • _EmmaStrong_
    _EmmaStrong_ Posts: 647 Member
    You started it alright, now you just have to finish what you started!
  • samra2012
    samra2012 Posts: 715
    LOL my friend!! sometimes you are so gorgeous !!!! you are crazy!!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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  • smokinjackd
    smokinjackd Posts: 341
    Hi there, Im looking for my next ex-wife, and you just made the short list.


    Don't exactly know how effective that would be, but it never hurts to try....or does ittttt?????
  • samra2012
    samra2012 Posts: 715
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    ewwwwwwk! ROLF!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • lewist90
    lewist90 Posts: 126 Member
    fancy a game of hide the sausage?

    Never works but great for a shock tactic
  • hiddenaudacity
    hiddenaudacity Posts: 122 Member
    OH MY GOD!!! :noway:

    Only some one as hot as you would get away with saying something like that :P
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    @hiddenaudacity Tell me about it. I was just thinking that Lewis probably has it too easy with that line. Lets go see if he could handle two rounds.
  • Irish_eyes75
    Irish_eyes75 Posts: 475
    fancy a game of hide the sausage?

    Never works but great for a shock tactic

    I like to play hide the salami much better :wink:
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    No worries Christine! I'm sure Lewis brought enough salami for the whole class. Right Lewis?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Class party?? whatcha say Lewis?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    always up to fullfilling fantasies...how bout you fullfill mine!!
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    fawndam;
    I would like to get lost in those eyes for a few days.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Hey Hawk..how about a hat trick?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    :smooched: That can be arranged 77...
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    Maybe someone could teach me how to flirt? I am not too good at...:blushing:
  • danne32339
    danne32339 Posts: 155 Member
    I am lauging so hard, I can only think of one and wow, is it lame.

    I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave.

    (I warned you.) :blushing:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    OMG THIS IS FUN!!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    I'm hungry and you look like food
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    This was atually used on me:

    "I think you need to tie your shoe....before you trip and fall in love with me..."
  • gungho66
    gungho66 Posts: 284 Member
    Is this the part where I say I'm an all u can eat buffet
  • ndwyer0910
    ndwyer0910 Posts: 86 Member
    @jojo Roses are red, and violets are blue. Belle means beautiful but that's nothing compared to you :wink:



    bahaha idk i tried lol
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Are you open 24 hours??
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
    @jojo Roses are red, and violets are blue. Belle means beautiful but that's nothing compared to you :wink:



    bahaha idk i tried lol

    ndwyer..that was very cute and flattering. May I buy you a drink? :flowerforyou:
  • ndwyer0910
    ndwyer0910 Posts: 86 Member
    Are you open 24 hours??


    hahaha it was from fun flirting to oh so naughty!!! hahaha

    easiest line for a girl to get a guy "im not wearing any panties".....DONE :drinker:

    *side note i have never said that to a guy though lol*
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Are you like a lottery ticket, if I scratch you will I get lucky?

    We gotta quit bumping into each other, or atleast with our clothing on.

    Fawndam; I need a job, you need a stalker?
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
    Where did you get that pearl necklace? I WANT ONE!!
  • ndwyer0910
    ndwyer0910 Posts: 86 Member
    @jojo Roses are red, and violets are blue. Belle means beautiful but that's nothing compared to you :wink:



    bahaha idk i tried lol

    ndwyer..that was very cute and flattering. May I buy you a drink? :flowerforyou:


    bottom's up :drinker: :wink:

    haha ya know...i wrote that so innocently yet i took it two different ways :noway: :laugh:

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