The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE
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honestly i have not read what everyone else has flirted so im just going to jump in and flirt with the above..
bed, stairs, floor, wall, couch, and table.. one question why have we not added kitchen counter to that list..?
excellent question.. that is on my top 5
ur messing up the game man!0 -
honestly i have not read what everyone else has flirted so im just going to jump in and flirt with the above..
bed, stairs, floor, wall, couch, and table.. one question why have we not added kitchen counter to that list..?
excellent question.. that is on my top 5
ur messing up the game man!
I'm sure we will all rise to the occasion.0 -
^^ prove it!0
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^^ prove it!
Is it worth being banned for?..... :bigsmile:0 -
always!!0
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Make it worth my while? :happy:0
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alright private message on its waY!!0
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i guess we have a winner0
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Winner?...Where?0
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you there with the pm lol0
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Nah, we are ALL winners here.
Game on.0 -
OK .. sleazy chat up lines
"Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?
Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"0 -
OK .. sleazy chat up lines
"Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?
Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"
haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.0 -
hey pretty lady......are you butt dialing? cuz dat *kitten*....
.....is callin me :flowerforyou:0 -
you are thief because you just stole my heart0
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do you have a map cuz im lost....in your eyes...sleaziest pickup line ever :noway:0
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hey handsome.....heard your ankles are having a party? you should invite your pants down ;D0
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are those astronaut pants, because your *kitten* is outta this world!!0
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you know what would look good on you.. Me0
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OK .. sleazy chat up lines
"Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?
Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"
haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.
They would then have to buy you another drink as well ... see ... winners all around.
It worked once for me. We had over 5 years together.0 -
hey handsome.....heard your ankles are having a party? you should invite your pants down ;D
Oh!! I dooooo love this!!!0 -
I'm no glass of milk baby but I still do your body good0
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OK .. sleazy chat up lines
"Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?
Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"
haha, ew. the last one....if anyone put their fingers in my drink i think i would die.
They would then have to buy you another drink as well ... see ... winners all around.
It worked once for me. We had over 5 years together.
it is very risky, if you are a clean freak like me you would not want someones fingers in your drink0 -
OK .. sleazy chat up lines
"Out of interest, do you sleep on your stomach? Well, do you mind if I do?
Walking up to a pretty lady, putting two fingers in her drink and flicking it at her top, then saying "Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes"
They would then have to buy you another drink as well ... see ... winners all around.
It worked once for me. We had over 5 years together.
it is very risky, if you are a clean freak like me you would not want someones fingers in your drink
You are right.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained. It was after the whole group had been hanging out for a couple of hours.
But yes, a punch in the mouth does often give you the idea it hasnt worked .. lol :laugh:
There would obviously have to be chemistry to try it.0 -
your shirt will look just as nice crumpled up on the floor.0
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damn you are hot.. (just going straight at it)0
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I got the F-C-K. All I need is U. :laugh:0
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I got the F-C-K. All I need is U. :laugh:0
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If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?0
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If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
(ok so not exactly effective as a pick up line, but I had to follow the guy above me) Love the Bellamy brothers!0
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