The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Where. Have. U been all my life?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
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    @hougt Fall didnt hurt at all since you were here to catch me.
    Now let me look at you! The pink fluffy hat, pink suitcase, camo shorts, and demure pose. I think there is a story here. Tell me a story hougt. :wink:
    Trying to look gay so other women don't notice me, leaving myself for you ;)

    Where. Have. U been all my life?
    Waiting for you to open my eyes!

    If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together ;)
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Our time is now ..lets make it count
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    Excuse me,Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
  • kzcortes
    kzcortes Posts: 208 Member
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    Can I have your virginity? I seem to have lost mine.
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Will. U help me with my homework?
  • Frozen300
    Frozen300 Posts: 223 Member
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    Does this chloroform smell bad to you?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    If I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the *kitten*!

    That one made me laugh so friggin hard....
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    time to step it up a notch!!! Where did you find that key? u just:heart: unlocked my heart....
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
  • imchicbad
    imchicbad Posts: 1,650 Member
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    "ooooopsy im naked"- (Just Friends lol):laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    time for another game of twister!!!!
  • flajocar
    flajocar Posts: 37
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    If the only place i could see you was in my dreams, i'd sleep forever!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    I'm ready for bed after that intoxicating game of twister!!:blushing:
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
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    time for another game of twister!!!!

    im ready if u are
  • Craine1998
    Craine1998 Posts: 13 Member
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    If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

    That's the best one I've heard in years ...literally sniff sniff!
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Dan! Welcome home honey I have something for you..... Craine...that was a good one..melted me too!!!:love:
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
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    I want to give you an orgasm on the hour every hour, will you let me?
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    I'm ready for bed after that intoxicating game of twister!!:blushing:

    I am ready for BOTH..you coming with me?

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