The flirting topic - Better bring your A-Game. Flirt HERE

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  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    You have been a very naughty boy...now to go my room!



    If you were a steak you would be well done.

    Kiss me if I am wrong but isn't your name, John??
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
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    You have been a very naughty boy...now to go my room!



    If you were a steak you would be well done.

    Kiss me if I am wrong but isn't your name, John??

    Excuse me, but I think I dropped something ... My Jaw !!!
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    There is a party in my pants and you are invited.
  • AwesomeMoJo
    AwesomeMoJo Posts: 1,145 Member
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    There is a party in my pants and you are invited.


    Ummm...it's a little chilly in here..may I put my hands down your pants to warm them up?
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    There is a party in my pants and you are invited.


    Ummm...it's a little chilly in here..may I put my hands down your pants to warm them up?

    If you don`t mind discussing whatever may come up. :wink:
  • dan09554
    dan09554 Posts: 327 Member
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    You have been a very naughty boy...now to go my room!



    If you were a steak you would be well done.

    Kiss me if I am wrong but isn't your name, John??

    :smooched: yes you're wrong (kisses)
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    You know what would look good on you? Me!
  • dub101
    dub101 Posts: 325
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    do you drive a convertible because i would love help you take your top down
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    You know what would look good on you? Me!

    I agree. :wink:

    Hope you have a Library card because I am checking you out!
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    You know what would look good on you? Me!

    I agree. :wink:

    Hope you have a Library card because I am checking you out!
    So, where exactly is my to be returned stamp?
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    do you drive a convertible because i would love help you take your top down
    I am definately a blonde, because I thought when they said topless, they were talking about me not the car! Hmmmm
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    So ur a fireman? I need ur hose to put out this fire!!!
  • theactionfigure
    theactionfigure Posts: 103
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    do you drive a convertible because i would love help you take your top down
    I am definately a blonde, because I thought when they said topless, they were talking about me not the car! Hmmmm


    What's wrong with that?! :tongue:
  • facingfortyfierce
    facingfortyfierce Posts: 5,156 Member
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    do you drive a convertible because i would love help you take your top down
    I am definately a blonde, because I thought when they said topless, they were talking about me not the car! Hmmmm


    What's wrong with that?! :tongue:
    In for a dime, in for a dollar, naked driving can't be that illegal, can it? :0
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Drives truck. Drivers. Crazy. For. Sure ....not. that. I wud. Ever. Do. Something. So. Naughty :love:
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
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    You asked about a fire hose? :bigsmile:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    That doesn't taste like water ...Mmmmmmm
  • midschool22
    midschool22 Posts: 1,267 Member
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    It will fan the flames...not put out the fire.... :bigsmile:
  • fawndam
    fawndam Posts: 595 Member
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    Full blown fire here!!!:explode:
  • girlinblue0
    girlinblue0 Posts: 10 Member
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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    blah blah blah
    I just wanna have s*x with you! :wink:

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