Strange things we say to our SO

soontobesam

Quack quack = I love you!

When I first got my phone I set my text tone to a duck quacking and since then quack quack has become a term of endearment between me and my boyfriend.

What oddities do you and your SO say to each other??

soontobesam

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oregonzoo

He always uses really strange greetings.

"what's up hoodrat" "What's up Poccohantas" "What's going on, chief"

tehzephyrsong

My boyfriend and I have had entire conversations consisting of nonsense words like "murr," "nya," and "nom." I can't explain it.

But, funnily enough, when I got my iPhone I set his text tone to the duck quacking. xD

Bentley2718

My husband used to use "dirty slut" was a term of endearment. I actually kinda miss it.

kali31337

He and I have started putting "-ers" on the end of certain words when we are being cute & our favorite is now saying "I lovers you a lotters" which turned into "I lovers you a lotters like otters...but not snotters" When one of us (usually me) is irritated with the other one I'll say "i lovers you a lotters like snotters" Which lightens up the mood for the both us. It's weird and we sometimes I have to catch ourselves from saying it in public.

_VoV

I met my husband when I was an independent 35 year-old, and had a hard time getting used to having someone want to do everything with me. So, I called him an imprinted duck to try to get him to give me some space. It had the opposite effect: he thought it was cute.

Now, over 20 years later, we both call each other 'Duck.' When social circumstances require me to call him by his proper name, it feels really weird.

soontobesam

He and I have started putting "-ers" on the end of certain words when we are being cute & our favorite is now saying "I lovers you a lotters" which turned into "I lovers you a lotters like otters...but not snotters" When one of us (usually me) is irritated with the other one I'll say "i lovers you a lotters like snotters" Which lightens up the mood for the both us. It's weird and we sometimes I have to catch ourselves from saying it in public.

haha I can imagine people thinking you guys are weirdo's in public - very cute though!

soontobesam

I met my husband when I was an independent 35 year-old, and had a hard time getting used to having someone want to do everything with me. So, I called him an imprinted duck to try to get him to give me some space. It had the opposite effect: he thought it was cute.

Now, over 20 years later, we both call each other 'Duck.' When social circumstances require me to call him by his proper name, it feels really weird.

Ducks are where it's at!!

soontobesam

I also call my boyfriend my penguin because I heard a while ago that penguins mate for life! I wonder if its the same for ducks??

heidiberr

We have jokes about woo girls. I also call him old man (only a couple years older than me).

morganhccstudent724

Blackie Cavolise - random...anytime we need a smile

Selfish Melvin - anytime we are being unkind or selfish

these are two of my favorite :laugh:

soontobesam

He always uses really strange greetings.

"what's up hoodrat" "What's up Poccohantas" "What's going on, chief"

This must be a guy thing - I can expect a new greeting each day after work!

Purple_Orchid_87

I've started being called 'snowflake' - relates to a song we both love
I'm not sure if I use such a term to him but I'm sure he'll let me know if I do )

soontobesam

We have jokes about woo girls. I also call him old man (only a couple years older than me).

Do tell us what a woo girl is?? I'm thinking along the lines of the drunk girls who yell "woooooo" when taking a shot or at any other opportunity available?

soontobesam

Blackie Cavolise - random...anytime we need a smile

Selfish Melvin - anytime we are being unkind or selfish

these are two of my favorite :laugh:

I like that - great to have someone who can let us know about both those things!

chelledawg14

No matter what I've weighed (and it's been a 70 lb up/down thing), my husband has always called me "beautiful one", "sexcito", "gorgeous", etc. The only time he uses my give name of Michelle is when he is ticked off about something. The kids know it and stay away whenever they hear him call me by my name... like in today's phone call at work, every sentence he ended with my name, so I started doing it back. Guess what? He then called me the forbidden "C" word and hung up on me! LMAO! This on the day before our 6 year wedding anniversary. More LOL's!!!

zyxst

When I hug my husband, I sometimes say, "I want to wear your skin." I'm usually cold and he's warm. I've started calling him my little pork sausage which makes him smile because I think he's little.

Bentley2718

I also call my boyfriend my penguin because I heard a while ago that penguins mate for life! I wonder if its the same for ducks??

I don't know about ducks, although it might vary by type of duck, but mating for life is fairly common among birds. They're actually better at monogamy than people.

IntoTheSky

We were in the living room one day and his daughter (14) came out of her room and went "CAW CAW" like a crow....... and we kept doing it. That and if its hot, one of us will inevitably say "I'm sweatin like a hot turbo". My daughter (4 at the time) said that at the park one day and we thought it was hilarious, so we kept it going.

crystalflame

We call each other "seal" because once upon a time he tried to balance my boob on his nose and the joke kept growing. Now when we say something to each other we usually start it with "Hey seal..." Our friends give us weird looks but thankfully haven't asked about it =P

SurfinBird1981

My fiancé and I call each other "arm" :laugh:

soontobesam

When I hug my husband, I sometimes say, "I want to wear your skin." I'm usually cold and he's warm. I've started calling him my little pork sausage which makes him smile because I think he's little.

Part of me wants to say that sounds really scary and I'd run for the hills if someone said that to me (I want to wear your skin) but I know I've got some other weird things we say to each other that I just can't think of. My boyfriend turns into a furnace at night - I haven't figured out a saying for it yet but I'm sure one will come up sooner than later!

heidiberr

We have jokes about woo girls. I also call him old man (only a couple years older than me).

Do tell us what a woo girl is?? I'm thinking along the lines of the drunk girls who yell "woooooo" when taking a shot or at any other opportunity available?

Yes that is a woo girl :P

soontobesam

I love the secret language that families, couples, best friends - whatever - have with each other. So cute!

IntoTheSky

also.......... when we go to bed, and get in the position to go to sleep, one of us will always say "juuuuuust right". It is cute.

soontobesam

We have jokes about woo girls. I also call him old man (only a couple years older than me).

Do tell us what a woo girl is?? I'm thinking along the lines of the drunk girls who yell "woooooo" when taking a shot or at any other opportunity available?

Yes that is a woo girl :P

I may or may not have been a woo girl when I was a drunk college kid. :blushing:

midcoast_mommy

I call him Mr. Snugglebutt :happy:

soontobesam

also.......... when we go to bed, and get in the position to go to sleep, one of us will always say "juuuuuust right". It is cute.

I love that!

RaineMarie

My boyfriend calls me "Spin Ninja" because anytime I do something really silly that he makes fun of me for *in a cute way*, I will inevitably spin the story around to make it seem like he was doing the really silly thing. He also calls me "Blue Eyes" or "the lawyer." I just call him "you".

soontobesam

I call him Mr. Snugglebutt :happy:

hahaha - mine is sexybutt. Us girls are silly.