Foods that make you .............(AHEM) go..........

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  • zeebruhgirl
    zeebruhgirl Posts: 493 Member
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    Veggies and coffee!
  • opuntia
    opuntia Posts: 860 Member
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    Prune juice. Or beer.
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
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    eat half a box of fiber one bars

    I did once, just because they taste like awesome. I couldn't stop pooping
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
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    prunes. prunes prunes prunes.


    if not just 3 laxitives... gives cleaning a whole new meaning ahahaaha
  • RoxRae
    RoxRae Posts: 60
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    Raisin Bran. Works like a charm for me.

    Also, Truvia. I know that sounds strange, but if I put a couple of packets in my morning cuppa joe, 20 min later.... well.... you know.

    Good luck!
  • CatholicUK
    CatholicUK Posts: 88 Member
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    Coffee

    Dude.

    For me, with coffee, it's damn near immediate.

    Ditto ... same goes for my wife. Coffee is like the instant laxative!

    Coffee for me too. No more than an hour later and I'm needing to go! lol!
  • GadgetGuy2
    GadgetGuy2 Posts: 291 Member
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    Whole wheat I mill myself. I make and freeze my own bread, Belgian waffles, cinnamon rolls, bagels.

    Saves money too.
  • ChapinaGrande
    ChapinaGrande Posts: 289 Member
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    For immediate results, I agree with the coffee votes. Also, hot green tea. For long-term regularity, along with adequate fiber, I swear by probiotic supplements. In fact, I started taking them during a weight loss plateau and the plateau ended. I like to imagine a cause-effect relationship there...

    Edited for spelling.
  • mandersatx
    mandersatx Posts: 86
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    Coffee

    /\/\/\

    This. Everytime. Just the smell of coffee even.
  • conservativek
    conservativek Posts: 74 Member
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    Coffee- Regular, not decaf- works every time. Or Prunes ;)
  • jlapey
    jlapey Posts: 1,850 Member
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    I recommend adding more fiber to your diet if this is a regular occurrence for you. But in the meantime, coffee usually works very well in just a couple of hours. A handful of grapes will usually get things going in about a day. If fresh fruit doesn't work, Wholefoods sells an all natural stool-softener that will work in a day or two without the "urgency" of a laxative.

    *just don't make the mistake of taking the softener and eating the grapes in the same day* :wink: :embarassed:
  • Rogiefreida
    Rogiefreida Posts: 567 Member
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    eat half a box of fiber one bars

    I did once, just because they taste like awesome. I couldn't stop pooping

    This does work! My husband once ate 3 Fiber one muffins before I had a chance to tell him that's what they were....followed by a horrified look on his face....and then a sprint to the bathroom. He always asks now if anything I bake is fiber one. lol
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    anything spicey or red wine and then i scream owwiiii my bum is burninggg!!!
  • kiittenforever
    kiittenforever Posts: 479 Member
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    Bran cereals, pears, beans
  • jrwatson87
    jrwatson87 Posts: 66
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    water. lots of it
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    McDonald's Big Mac
  • mauryr
    mauryr Posts: 385
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    A few ounces of prune juice...horrible, with great results!

    I rather like prune juice. ( as well as "dried plums" - a.k.a. "prunes")
  • NiSan12
    NiSan12 Posts: 374 Member
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    Apples and coffee
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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    hot coffee, mcgriddle, and a couple cigarettes.
    poop my pants every time.
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    Coffee - never fails me :)

    Also, Deep fried cheesecake with butterscotch and chocolate sauce makes me (ahem, the good one!)... true story!

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