Lamest pick-up lines EVER!!..

kandyjo
kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
"Hey, baby! What's your sign" :laugh: :laugh: has to be the WOREST EVER.....


Let me hear your's.... :smile:
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  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    HEre's one that is even worse....

    " Is that a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see me in your pants".... OHhhh....!!!!

    Someone actually said this to me at a bar one time... I just laughed in the poor guys face!! :laugh: :laugh:
  • Nikki143
    Nikki143 Posts: 491 Member
    "DID YOU EAT YOUR LUCKY CHARMS THIS MORNING, CAUSE YOUR LOOKIN MAGICALLY DELICIOUS"
    They don't have a chance with me.. I'm happy with BD!
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    "DID YOU EAT YOUR LUCKY CHARMS THIS MORNING, CAUSE YOUR LOOKIN MAGICALLY DELICIOUS"
    They don't have a chance with me.. I'm happy with BD!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I haven't heard that one in a LONG time!!! That is classic!! :drinker:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    How about you, me and some of this pork? - Donny Baker
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    LOL....what a romantic!! :laugh: :sick:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    I'm calling the police, because you just stole my heart :blushing:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    You look alot like my next ex-wife :happy:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    You look alot like my next ex-wife :happy:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: OH!! That's horrible!!
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    wow, you're on a roll, agarlits! You use these often? :laugh: :laugh: jk :wink:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    Your new furniture looks really good from the front yard
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?


    I think that one is the lamest AND most overused!! :yawn: :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Your new furniture looks really good from the front yard

    CREEPY!!! :noway:
    ....Or, "through my binoculars"... :laugh: :noway:
  • Mamakatspokane
    Mamakatspokane Posts: 3,098 Member
    Is your Dad a baker? Then how'd you get such nice buns.........

    When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    OH....here's one.....


    "are you from tennessee? 'cause your the only 10 I see"... :sick:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Is your Dad a baker? Then how'd you get such nice buns.........

    When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    OH....here's one.....


    "are you from tennessee? 'cause your the only 10 I see"... :sick:

    Thats a classic! Its never worked, but its a classic!
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    Alright I'm here, what are your other two wishes?
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
  • agarlits
    agarlits Posts: 429 Member
    Is that top felt? Would you like it to be?
  • Nikki143
    Nikki143 Posts: 491 Member
    :laugh:
    Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
    I must say, I ahve said that ONCE! and I got the WRONG number!! Ohhh, hahaha, I must laugh!!:laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: AGARLITS!!!!! You're killing me, Smalls!!!
  • Phoenix_Rising
    Phoenix_Rising Posts: 11,417 Member
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    :laugh:
    Hey I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
    I must say, I ahve said that ONCE! and I got the WRONG number!! Ohhh, hahaha, I must laugh!!:laugh:


    :laugh: I have never in my life used a pick up line :laugh: I've heard a few, but I just can't be that cheesey!!! :laugh:
  • LittleSpy
    LittleSpy Posts: 6,754 Member
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    Haha, this one's one of my favorites.

    Last night at the convenience store (I know, classy, right?) some guy just stood there staring at me & then said "Hey girl, can I call you tonight?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I mean, it was already 10pm on a Monday night, what freakin' time was he planning on calling?! Yeesh.

    (by the way, my answer was simply "No." :laugh: )
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Is that top felt? Would you like it to be?

    :laugh: No, no, no.....that's horrible!! :laugh: Surely noone has ever REALLY said this! :laugh:
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

    Haha, this one's one of my favorites.

    Last night at the convenience store (I know, classy, right?) some guy just stood there staring at me & then said "Hey girl, can I call you tonight?" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I mean, it was already 10pm on a Monday night, what freakin' time was he planning on calling?! Yeesh.

    (by the way, my answer was simply "No." :laugh: )


    :laugh: Some guys are so pathetic!!! do they really think someone is just going to say, "YES!! Yes!!! A thousand times YES"!!! SHEESH!!! Poor guy... you probably broke his heart into a thousand peices! :brokenheart: :laugh:
  • tmperez79
    tmperez79 Posts: 3 Member
    Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. That was super uber lame.
  • kandyjo
    kandyjo Posts: 4,493 Member
    Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas. That was super uber lame.


    :noway: :sick:
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