Lamest pick-up lines EVER!!..
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"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol0 -
My hubby will come up and say, "Brown Chicken Brown Cow".... he thinks he's funnier than he is :laugh: :laugh:0
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:laugh:I havenothing to contribute but this topic is awesome.0
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Don't you know me from somewhere?0
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Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.0
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"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol
Let me say that NOT ALL MARRIAGES ARE LIKE THAT!!! Seriously...my husband and I are almost an everyday love fest :laugh: Kind of private to share, but I had to save the face of marriage!! Sometimes, we even go at it more than once a day...:blushing: Ok, now I'm embarassed.... BUT marriage is WONDERFUL!!!0 -
My hubby will come up and say, "Brown Chicken Brown Cow".... he thinks he's funnier than he is :laugh: :laugh:
yEAH!!! I'm the one who told him the joke in the first place! :laugh: He just thinks he's being adorable! :bigsmile:0 -
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
yeah, I would be like, "you lost me at 'excuse me'" :laugh:0 -
My hubby will come up and say, "Brown Chicken Brown Cow".... he thinks he's funnier than he is :laugh: :laugh:0
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Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.0
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"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol
Let me say that NOT ALL MARRIAGES ARE LIKE THAT!!! Seriously...my husband and I are almost an everyday love fest :laugh: Kind of private to share, but I had to save the face of marriage!! Sometimes, we even go at it more than once a day...:blushing: Ok, now I'm embarassed.... BUT marriage is WONDERFUL!!!0 -
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol
Let me say that NOT ALL MARRIAGES ARE LIKE THAT!!! Seriously...my husband and I are almost an everyday love fest :laugh: Kind of private to share, but I had to save the face of marriage!! Sometimes, we even go at it more than once a day...:blushing: Ok, now I'm embarassed.... BUT marriage is WONDERFUL!!!
LOL>...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Look who has the memory of an elephant!!! You're not supposed to recall everything.... I was trying to have a little tact here....Didn't want to rub it in the BOSS's face that not all wives withhold sex from their husbands Some like it just as often as their man :bigsmile:0 -
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
this would cause concern on a number of levels...:huh:0 -
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol
Let me say that NOT ALL MARRIAGES ARE LIKE THAT!!! Seriously...my husband and I are almost an everyday love fest :laugh: Kind of private to share, but I had to save the face of marriage!! Sometimes, we even go at it more than once a day...:blushing: Ok, now I'm embarassed.... BUT marriage is WONDERFUL!!!
LOL>...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Look who has the memory of an elephant!!! You're not supposed to recall everything.... I was trying to have a little tact here....Didn't want to rub it in the BOSS's face that not all wives withhold sex from their husbands Some like it just as often as their man :bigsmile:0 -
"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol
Let me say that NOT ALL MARRIAGES ARE LIKE THAT!!! Seriously...my husband and I are almost an everyday love fest :laugh: Kind of private to share, but I had to save the face of marriage!! Sometimes, we even go at it more than once a day...:blushing: Ok, now I'm embarassed.... BUT marriage is WONDERFUL!!!
LOL>...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Look who has the memory of an elephant!!! You're not supposed to recall everything.... I was trying to have a little tact here....Didn't want to rub it in the BOSS's face that not all wives withhold sex from their husbands Some like it just as often as their man :bigsmile:
An even better way to put it!! :laugh: :bigsmile:0 -
Hey, agarlits....here's one for your collection....
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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Hey, agarlits....here's one for your collection....
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
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"Nice shoes, wanna f**k?"
"I like your dress. It would look great on my floor"
Haha, I would have used these when I was in college I think! Course now if I said them, my wife would just look at me and be like, it's not the 3rd Saturday of the month yet, so...NO! :sad:
I'm definetly not getting married! Lol
Let me say that NOT ALL MARRIAGES ARE LIKE THAT!!! Seriously...my husband and I are almost an everyday love fest :laugh: Kind of private to share, but I had to save the face of marriage!! Sometimes, we even go at it more than once a day...:blushing: Ok, now I'm embarassed.... BUT marriage is WONDERFUL!!!
Whoa whoa whoa, let me be clear, it's not cuz we don't WANT to, it's because we are usually too tired from work and can't even sit down together until about 8:00 or 8:30 at night (after being up since about 5 am), we both work very hard every day, and between the gym, the office, and daily chores, we don't have a heck of a lot of time for anything else (we both work about 10 hours a day plus commute). Most days I wouldn't change my life for anything (ok, maybe to be the left hander in the Boston Red Sox starting rotation, but other than that...)
Trust me, we're not bored with sex, or tired of it, and by the way, that was a little of an exaggeration, it's a bit more than that.0 -
"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me"?0
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"Are you free tonight, or will it cost me"?0
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