Worst pick up lines?
kathrynloreili
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What are the worst pick up lines you've ever heard?
"Are you google? Because you're all I've been searching for." lol
"Are you google? Because you're all I've been searching for." lol
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How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.0
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Your father must have been a thief.
Huh?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.0 -
Your father must have been a thief.
Huh?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
bahaha0 -
I had a girl say this to me, "I'd go to jail for you . . ."
Kinda creepy, but I was glad I got hit on, girls are usually shy.0 -
So you're a girl huh?
Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!
If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
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ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:
HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!0 -
Your father must have been a thief.
Huh?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I fell for this one with my sixths grade crush. hahaha... It worked.0 -
ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:
HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!
Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha0 -
Excuse me, but can you tell me how much does a polar bear weigh?
"Huh?"
Enough to break the ice.. I'm Steven, what's your name??0 -
....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway:0
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....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway:
Douche. lol0 -
Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.0
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice.
So lame!0 -
....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway:
Douche. lol
I was 4 months pregnant, when this jerk asked me that AFTER I told him i was pregnant and married.....:noway:0 -
Will you hold my pickle?0
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My uncle told me this one he used on his coworker:
"I went to the doctor and found out I had diabetes of the eye."
"oh no, how did you get that?"
"He says I've been looking at too much sugar!"
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One time me and a co-worker were joking about her uterus becoming part of a shrine for us to pray to (she was having a hysterectomy), then I told her 'Your uterus is a religion I could get into.' and we decided that was the worst pickup line ever.
Yeah we're immature. XD0 -
When someone says, "I swear I've seen you before!", you reply, "Do you watch porn?......."0
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Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.
Hahahahaha! :laugh:0
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