Worst pick up lines?

kathrynloreili

What are the worst pick up lines you've ever heard?

"Are you google? Because you're all I've been searching for." lol

LauraMacNCheese

How 'bout the anti-pickup lines?

_Timmeh_

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

SuperSmudger

Your father must have been a thief.

Huh?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

kathrynloreili

Your father must have been a thief.

Huh?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

bahaha

jasonrochon

I had a girl say this to me, "I'd go to jail for you . . ."
Kinda creepy, but I was glad I got hit on, girls are usually shy.

dumplingsx

So you're a girl huh?

Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

xD

ElizaRoche

ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

Britt2Fitjrny

Your father must have been a thief.

Huh?

Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I fell for this one with my sixths grade crush. hahaha... It worked.

kathrynloreili

ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha

Stevencknapp

Excuse me, but can you tell me how much does a polar bear weigh?

"Huh?"

Enough to break the ice.. I'm Steven, what's your name??

imchicbad

....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway:

kathrynloreili

....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway:

Douche. lol

SVCat

Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.

dad106

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.

So lame!

imchicbad

....."But are you happily married?":sick: .........really:huh: - what a loser!:mad: :explode: :grumble: :noway:

Douche. lol

I was 4 months pregnant, when this jerk asked me that AFTER I told him i was pregnant and married.....:noway:

Muscles_Curves

Will you hold my pickle?

1ConcreteGirl

My uncle told me this one he used on his coworker:

"I went to the doctor and found out I had diabetes of the eye."

"oh no, how did you get that?"

"He says I've been looking at too much sugar!"

(facepalm)

desiv2

One time me and a co-worker were joking about her uterus becoming part of a shrine for us to pray to (she was having a hysterectomy), then I told her 'Your uterus is a religion I could get into.' and we decided that was the worst pickup line ever.

Yeah we're immature. XD

sarahbethfit233

When someone says, "I swear I've seen you before!", you reply, "Do you watch porn?......."

Behl9

Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.

Hahahahaha! :laugh:

katrinkap

can i wear your your thighs for ear muffs???

sorry, i laughed when he said this, and then i smacked his head. we're still good friends...

Lazygal53

Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kbmnurse

I would love to see that dress you have on laying on the floor next to my bed. UGGGGGGGGGG

sarahbethfit233

So you're a girl huh?

Are you from Tennessee because you are the only ten i see!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

xD

If I had a nickel for every time some guy from up North had used the Tennessee line on me.... lol

atulas

"Did you just fart?"

"beacuse you just blew me away"

suckerlove

ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

I hate that so much, back when I was dating, he used that once and I was done

MisterGoodBar

ANY sentence with the word ´mami´..... :grumble: :explode:

HATE HATE HAAAATEEEEEEE that word!!!!

Same here! GAH if I could ban one word... haha

aww dang it, but it works on all the telenovelas! how else am i to end the ice breaker w/ the ladies?! :flowerforyou:

SLE0803

these are hilarious! bump!

Okey88

Man:How Much Doe's A Polar Bear Weigh

Woman:I Dunno

Man:Enough To Break The Ice Between Me And You

harpercutie

baha what a romantic