Worst pick up lines?
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Him: "Look, I'm going to be straight with you. I spent the last 5 years in jail. I haven't had sex in 6. Want to sneak into the bathroom and help me out with that?"
I had to appreciate the honesty.0 -
I get "Will you marry me?" I don't really understant how that one is even suppose to work. Scares the s#!t out of me everytime0
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"Wanna go get some pizza and *kitten*?................whuuuut...... you don't like pizza"?
(I know, I know...copied from a previous post of mine)0 -
Heres another good one..." (guy) hey do u wanna go out? (girl) I have a boyfriend. (guy) I have a math test tomorrow. (girl) what does that have to do with anything? (guy) I thought we were both listing things we could cheat on.
Lol here's on guy: roses are red violets are blue Sugar is sweet but not as sweet as you( i think) Girl: roses r red violets r blue I have 5 fingers the middle Ones for u
i never used a pick up line in my life maybe i should0 -
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my number.. so call me, maybe?0
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Hey, what's up with your protein intake?0
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Are you tired?
....because you have been running through my mind all night!0 -
I'm not even sure if it's a pick up line, but I had a guy at the gym say, "I'm a pilot, want to go play in the cockpit?"0
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Hey, what's up with your protein intake?
i was told this once...it worked0 -
Hey baby did you fall from heaven because have sex with me.0
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is your name visa? cause your everywhere i wanna be.0
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Hey, what's up with your protein intake?
i was told this once...it worked
Really? Lucky guy :P0 -
"Wanna go get some pizza and *kitten*?................whuuuut...... you don't like pizza"?
(I know, I know...copied from a previous post of mine)
as she walks away it continues with... "No wait wait I was kidding... Does it look like i eat pizza?? *shows abs* "lets go get sushi instead!"0 -
I looove corny pickup lines! Soo funny. My fav is :
"Were your pants on sale? Because at my house, they'd be 100% off." ahahahahaha love it.0 -
"Wanna go get some pizza and *kitten*?................whuuuut...... you don't like pizza"?
(I know, I know...copied from a previous post of mine)
LMAO....exactly.
as she walks away it continues with... "No wait wait I was kidding... Does it look like i eat pizza?? *shows abs* "lets go get sushi instead!"0 -
GET IN THE VAN!!!!!!!!!!0
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Guy: Baby, your feet must be hurting.
Girl: rolls her eyes and sayin, "why? because i have been running through your mind all day".
Guy: "No because those shoes you have on look too damn small"
Girl: Laughs,
Guy: laughs, and says, "jus kidding, whats your name tho"
Girl: laughs and gives her name.
conversation ensues0 -
"Do you know anyone who would go on a date with me?"
"Nope. Sorry."
"How about you?"
Really?0 -
"Do you know anyone who would go on a date with me?"
"Nope. Sorry."
"How about you?"
Really?
That is horrible. That's absolutely pitiful.0
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