Worst pick up lines?

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  • runnermama81
    runnermama81 Posts: 388 Member
    "Do you know anyone who would go on a date with me?"
    "Nope. Sorry."
    "How about you?"

    Really?

    That is horrible. That's absolutely pitiful.

    I agree. Pathetic.
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
    “Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
  • heatherloveslifting
    heatherloveslifting Posts: 1,428 Member
    "Can I take pictures of you naked?"

    Yes, for real. :embarassed:
  • JacquelineD35
    JacquelineD35 Posts: 279 Member
    Are your tired? Here, let me hold your tits.

    oh my gosh lolol :laugh: :sad: :laugh: :drinker:
  • boperoni10
    boperoni10 Posts: 3,034
    Just looking for a girl who can suck the balls off a trailer hitch.
    (actually had this said to me once!)

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