It's Friday! Say something completely random

rhvandan

May not be random...but it's definitely unexpected.

Of course it is. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Did you use the comfy chair? The one with the REALLY squashy cushions???

Lift_hard_eat_big

Donkey smell

Jonesingmucho

Pass Go! Collect 200 dollars!
Less filling! Tastes great!
She is half your age, but I'm guessing that's the reason that you stayed...
Let's all practice Fularious Street Slang...
Oh Daddy! I've been a bad girl....

Briski1411

I got to poop!

icandoit203

Supercalifragilisticexpliadocous ( i think that how it's spelled)

Shawty_Ro

I could do with some

Peezy4President

MASHED POTATOES

GhostPack

Fraggle

BigBrewski

Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!!!!!

Krizzo87

Anal dwelling butt monkey!!!

AngryDiet

A truck!

LiftBigtoGetFit

taint

lbmore33

workn 16hrs

lachesissss

I don't always run outdoors, but when I do, I make sure that it's away from hobos and popo's.

lindsy721

GAAAHHHH the angry awkward octopus has stolen everybody's left shoe in the department of redundancy department!!!!

fwalz3

And now for something completely different. --Monty Python---

Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say no More, Say no More...

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day!

zyxst

BURMA

maremare312

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

HypersonicFitNess

You woke me up to discuss how to get more sleep?

jfrog123

I once dreamt that I was stuck inside a giant jar of peanut butter. Did I mention that in this dream I was a unicorn?

peles_fire

"Twas brillig and the slithey toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimseed were the borogoves..."

peles_fire

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

We must be soulmates...marry me?

deedeehopes

I want a baby orangutan.

GCanha

Just bought a gorgeous sexy dress- 2 sizes down from where I started to wear on my wedding anniversary. My husband's eyes are going to pop out of his face!

ambermac2012

i like big butts and i cannot lie!

Rita_1967

It's Friday and I'm having a beer (or two) BAHAHAHAHA

sunshine4me

Grim, Grinning Ghosts come out to socialize!

Icelandic_Saga

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!

OnionMomma

I never saw a purple cow, I never hope to see one,
But i can tell you anyhow, i'd rather see, than be, one

My dad used to quote this to us when we were little. There are a couple of other verses, this is the only one I remember.

maremare312

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe

We must be soulmates...marry me?

I accept!