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  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    When I was 10 my dad bought me a Nintendo with a Mario Bros. game!!

    I got an NES on my 5th birthday. I STILL have it. I'm almost 32. I have about a dozen games. My kid is obsessed with Kung Fu!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    Oh freddled gruntbuggly
    thy micturations are to me
    As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
    Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes. And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
    Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!"

    Excellent!
  • LoneR113
    LoneR113 Posts: 27
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    Ugga-Woom-Da Wooft!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

    If you had 10 apples and gave 8 of them to polar bears where did the blue dinasour go?
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

    Educational and fun! I LIKE!!!!
  • homerjspartan
    homerjspartan Posts: 1,893 Member
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    May not be random...but it's definitely unexpected.

    Spinquisition.jpg


    Of course it is. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    It's just a flesh wound

    I'll bite your knees off!

    Monty Python and Mel Brooks are my TWO favorite things pertaining to funnies.. Sigh. I'm in humor heaven today.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
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    It's Friday the 13th Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! K no it's not...
    close though lol

    You actually made me glance at my task bar to check the date! :laugh:
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but *actually* from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff." :wink:
    ~ The Doctor

    I saw my FIRST episode last week. Can't believe I somehow missed this for SO long!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    here's a llama
    there's a llama
    and another little llama
    fuzzy llama
    funny llama
    llama llama
    duck

    llama llama
    cheesecake
    llama
    tablet
    brick
    potato
    llama
    llama llama
    mushroom
    llama
    llama llama
    duck

    i was once a treehouse
    i lived in a cake
    but i never saw the way
    the orange slayed the rake
    i was only three years dead
    but it told a tale
    and now listen, little child
    to the safety rail

    did you ever see a llama
    kiss a llama
    on the llama
    llama's llama
    tastes of llama
    llama llama
    duck

    half a llama
    twice the llama
    not a llama
    farmer
    llama
    llama in a car
    alarm a llama
    llama
    duck

    is THIS how it's told now?
    is it all so old?
    is it made of lemon juice?
    doorknob
    ankle
    cold
    now my song is getting thin
    i've run out of luck
    time for me to retire now
    and become a duck

    (Google the Llama Song - it's much funnier when you hear it sung!)

    OH.
    MY.
    GOD.
    YOU KNOW THE LLAMA SONG!!!!!!
  • rhvandan
    rhvandan Posts: 185
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    May not be random...but it's definitely unexpected.

    Spinquisition.jpg


    Of course it is. No one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

    Did you use the comfy chair? The one with the REALLY squashy cushions???
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
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    Donkey smell
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
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    Pass Go! Collect 200 dollars!
    Less filling! Tastes great!
    She is half your age, but I'm guessing that's the reason that you stayed...
    Let's all practice Fularious Street Slang...
    Oh Daddy! I've been a bad girl....
  • Briski1411
    Briski1411 Posts: 296 Member
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    I got to poop!
  • icandoit203
    icandoit203 Posts: 170 Member
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    Supercalifragilisticexpliadocous ( i think that how it's spelled)
  • Shawty_Ro
    Shawty_Ro Posts: 135
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    I could do with some
  • Peezy4President
    Peezy4President Posts: 292 Member
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    MASHED POTATOES
  • GhostPack
    GhostPack Posts: 197 Member
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    Fraggle
  • BigBrewski
    BigBrewski Posts: 922 Member
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    Hey Rocky watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!!!!!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Anal dwelling butt monkey!!!

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