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jamers3111
jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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What is the Pirate's favorite animal?



The AAARRRRRRrrrrdvark ;)
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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?

    A yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrdstick.
  • SmudgerSmithRhino
    SmudgerSmithRhino Posts: 96
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    Why are Pirates called Pirates.

    They just arrrrrrrrrrr!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    krispykreme= free donuts+ talking/dressing up like a pirate
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    HAHAHAHA this is the best thread EVER! You are all welcome :)


    What is the Pirate's favorite vegetable?

    ARRrrrrrrrtichoke.
  • 1104Jen
    1104Jen Posts: 27
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    Q: Where do pirates go when they want to have fun? A: To the pARRRRk!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    what was the pirates other career option than a pirate?




    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    krispykreme= free donuts+ talking/dressing up like a pirate

    HAHA doesn't that defeat the purpose of being on here???? ;)
  • xtravisfx
    xtravisfx Posts: 44 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEWNF_6yNI4&feature=player_embedded#!
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    Because they can spend years at C!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    krispykreme= free donuts+ talking/dressing up like a pirate

    HAHA doesn't that defeat the purpose of being on here???? ;)

    no... you dont log it.. duh!
  • lizardcave
    lizardcave Posts: 42 Member
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    Arrrrrr you guys alright?
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    What does a Pirate drive when on land??


    An RRRrrrrrrrrrrV.
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
    Because they can spend years at C!


    HAHA love this!
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    What's a pirates favorite food?

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrtichokes
  • crazy_indeed
    crazy_indeed Posts: 138 Member
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    What's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?

    arrrrgyle
  • eyestylemom
    eyestylemom Posts: 107 Member
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    What do pirates and pimps have in common?


    They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp! :laugh:
  • beach_please
    beach_please Posts: 533 Member
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    My father-in-law told me this joke:

    A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, but did you know that you have a steering wheel attached to the front of your pants?"

    The pirate says, "Aye... It's driving me nuts!"
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    What state does the Pirate live in?

    Arrrrrrrkansas.
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?
    Shiver me timbers!
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    My father-in-law told me this joke:

    A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, but did you know that you have a steering wheel attached to the front of your pants?"

    The pirate says, "Aye... It's driving me nuts!"


    This was gonna be my grand finale!! hahaha love this joke!

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