Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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  • Miss_dannii
    Miss_dannii Posts: 1,351 Member
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    Ahoy me heartys!!
  • eyestylemom
    eyestylemom Posts: 107 Member
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    My father-in-law told me this joke:

    A pirate walks into a bar, and the barkeep says "Excuse me, but did you know that you have a steering wheel attached to the front of your pants?"

    The pirate says, "Aye... It's driving me nuts!"

    Bwahahha! Now that was funny.
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
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    What's a pirates favorite cheese?

    cheddaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    What do pirates and pimps have in common?


    They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp! :laugh:


    My coworker and I are loving this one!
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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    How does a pirate get his mast up?

    He uses a wench!
  • DarthCeltic
    DarthCeltic Posts: 1,274 Member
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    What type of girls do pirates like?

    Ayyyye candy!
  • MonkRocker
    MonkRocker Posts: 198
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    Q: did you guys hear about that new Pirate movie?
    A: it's rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • Sheila4046
    Sheila4046 Posts: 28
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    To funny
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
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  • SInder2
    SInder2 Posts: 24 Member
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    what was the pirates other career option than a pirate?




    ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYY


    Or maybe he wanted to be an ARRRRRRtist!
  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
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    i don't want to be your matey...im just interested in the size of yarr booty.
  • crazy_ninja
    crazy_ninja Posts: 387 Member
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    so sorry most pirates arrrrrrrre arrrrrrrrrrrrrrested these days ......
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?

    A yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrdstick.

    Good one matey....now come about, and prepare to be boarded.......:devil:
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHA
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
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    I'll take a trip to the gutter:


    What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
    A sunken chest with no booty!
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
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    We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

    We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Maraud and embezzle and even hijack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!...
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 775 Member
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  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
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    How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?

    With Baaaaaar-Nickels!
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
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    so I pass this pirate on the street this morning and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly...so I said to him...do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly and he replied....aaarrrrgggghhhh and it's driving me nuts!!
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,419 Member
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    How does a pirate get a date?





    He calls out 'YoHo'!

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