Happy Talk Like a Pirate Day!

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  • elprincipito
    elprincipito Posts: 1,200 Member
    i don't want to be your matey...im just interested in the size of yarr booty.
  • crazy_ninja
    crazy_ninja Posts: 387 Member
    so sorry most pirates arrrrrrrre arrrrrrrrrrrrrrested these days ......
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
    What does a pirate use to measure his ship with?

    A yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrdstick.

    Good one matey....now come about, and prepare to be boarded.......:devil:
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
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    HAHAHHAHAHAHA
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    I'll take a trip to the gutter:


    What's a horny pirate's worst nightmare?
    A sunken chest with no booty!
  • kittyhasclaws
    kittyhasclaws Posts: 446 Member
    We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!

    Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

    We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho! Maraud and embezzle and even hijack. Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!...
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
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  • JPal5
    JPal5 Posts: 178
    How do pirates pay for a round o' rum down at the pub?

    With Baaaaaar-Nickels!
  • phoenix_59
    phoenix_59 Posts: 1,123
    so I pass this pirate on the street this morning and he has a steering wheel sticking out of his fly...so I said to him...do you know that you have a steering wheel sticking out of your fly and he replied....aaarrrrgggghhhh and it's driving me nuts!!
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    How does a pirate get a date?





    He calls out 'YoHo'!
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
    What sound does a pirate dog make?
    Arrrrrrrrrf Arrrrrrrf

    What instrument does a pirate play?
    Guitarrrrrrrrrrr

    What kind of after shave does a pirate wear?
    Drakarrrrrrrrr

    What kind of a scooter doea a pirate drive?
    None.. Parates are to manly.
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    How do pirates know that they are pirates?

    They think, therefore they ARRRR!!!!!
  • jonward85
    jonward85 Posts: 534 Member
    I don't want this thread to die Yet...

    Why did the pirate sit on the toilet for so long?


    Because he had the ships
  • jamers3111
    jamers3111 Posts: 495 Member
    ARRrrrrr... thanks, scurvy landlovers! this was a great time!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    We needs more decolletage in heeeeeeeere!
  • iWaffle
    iWaffle Posts: 2,208 Member
    This fine morning, I be swabbing the deck and hoisting the Jolly Roger for cardio.

    Arrrrgh! Have ye any idea what a scurvy dog I looked like jogging with me peg-leg?

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