What is up with ________ at the gym?

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edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
What is up with naked old men roaming around the locker room at the gym as if they are lost? Now that I think about it they probably are but at least be lost with a towel!

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  • What is up with guys cutting the arms off of their t-shirts so they can admire their own guns while working out a the gym? Seriously there is no practical reason to do such a thing. I doubt the removal of a few inches of t-shirt fabric is going to impact ventilation...
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    A slow swimmer choosing to share a lane with a fast swimmer when the person one lane over is more equivalent to his/her pace and then proceeding to swim breaststroke and take up 3/4 of the lane......urgh!
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    What is up with guys cutting the arms off of their t-shirts so they can admire their own guns while working out a the gym? Seriously there is no practical reason to do such a thing. I doubt the removal of a few inches of t-shirt fabric is going to impact ventilation...

    but...but i look awesome doing the triceps pushdown.... :grumble:
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    And yes anti nudist locker room, like you get out the shower, dry yourself off with a towel, then proceed to set the towel down and walk around like real life has its own pixelation
  • What is up with guys cutting the arms off of their t-shirts so they can admire their own guns while working out a the gym? Seriously there is no practical reason to do such a thing. I doubt the removal of a few inches of t-shirt fabric is going to impact ventilation...

    I love watching my biceps in the mirror at the gym
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    I love watching my biceps in the mirror at the gym
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  • What is with people who don't wipe down their rank sweat patches on the equipment after they're done. Disgusting
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    what is up with people doing bicep curls in the squat rack at the gym???

    I shouldn't talk because that's where i do my shoulder shrugs for my traps... haha:tongue:
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    I shouldn't talk because that's where i do my shoulder shrugs for my traps... haha:tongue:

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    With dudes jammin out and playing air guitar in between sets? They have Zumba classes for that, you know! :-P
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    wearing makeup and perfume

    I'm leaving puddles of sweat and breathing heavy and you are gagging me with some obnoxious smell!
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    What's up with people just sitting on the machines at the gym, having extended conversations with each other while others would surely like to use them.
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    Talking about old men, there is this one guy at my gym that makes so much noise. I felt bad saying this cause at least he is there giving it a go but the noises he makes omg. It's like is having an orgasm lmao

    He is on the treadmill talking to himself and saying come on, Yesssss, do it ! He is pushing himself to the limits. Then he lets out this big almighty moan. It's really distracting. It's not just once or twice he does it his entire work out. I didn't mind much except for when he is on the treadmill right next to me and I catch him looking at me out of the corner of his eye and he is moaning ohhhhhh f***kkkkkkk yeahhhhhh !!!!!
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    HILARIOUS!!!!
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    What's up with people just sitting on the machines at the gym, having extended conversations with each other while others would surely like to use them.
    Ask them politely if they are using the machine, if that doesn't work say, "MOVE!"
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    Doesn't happen at the gym where I work out.
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    WTF is up with the ladies at my gym who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom??? Then they go put their skanky hands all over the public gym equipment!!!
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    talking on your cell phone while you are on a cardio machine

    The sign at the door clearly asks you to go to the lobby if you have to use your phone but come on, you can't be in contact for the 30-60 minutes you are working out? Are you that important?
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    What is up with naked old men roaming around the locker room at the gym as if they are lost? Now that I think about it they probably are but at least be lost with a towel!

    On my 50th birthday and every day after I will do this. My old man dream is to make as many people uncomfortable on a daily basis as I can.
    WTF is up with the ladies at my gym who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom??? Then they go put their skanky hands all over the public gym equipment!!!

    Bros do this too, luckily my new gym has purell dispensers everywhere.
    With dudes jammin out and playing air guitar in between sets? They have Zumba classes for that, you know! :-P

    I air drum on the treadmill :tongue:
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    the office staf always eating pizza in the gym....while people try to work out and lose weight
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    freaking music at the gym.. just awful...
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    Also, what is up with these two guys who do martial art like moves and punch air between sets? I'm being serious-does this keep their heart rate up or something?
  • What's up with the people that sit on a machine and have to find the perfect song to work out too, make a playlist, don't sit on a machine for 20 minutes trying to find a song flipping through you ipod and then doing 2 reps and making others wait that whole time..
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    What is up with people who look at me while I'm on the treadmill at the gym? I'm running, it's like walking, but faster and more effective. You may ask yourself: "why is she running? there are weights here!" To them I answer: "you must have missed the hour I did working my triceps, shoulders and core BEFORE my hour run on the treadmill."

    *flips hair, struts out*
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    This made me laugh so hard
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    Old creepy guys in the pool area that just come to look
    That dude in the foil suit in the sauna
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    What's up with all the haterz at the gym, worried about my make up, because I go straight to the gym after work, you should worry and concentrate on your work out, and instead of complaining about superfolus bs that has absolutely zero effect on you.
    I said it, I went there, and I'm done.:smokin:
  • Also, what is up with these two guys who do martial art like moves and punch air between sets? I'm being serious-does this keep their heart rate up or something?
    I am picturing this in my head, I hope you laugh because it makes me laugh just thinking about it!
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    What's up with people just sitting on the machines at the gym, having extended conversations with each other while others would surely like to use them.

    ^^^This plus not re-racking the weights and leaving them all over the place.
  • wearing makeup and perfume

    I'm leaving puddles of sweat and breathing heavy and you are gagging me with some obnoxious smell!

    Not to mention the makeup's melting off their face by the end of their workout... *shudder*
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