The Most Appropriate Forum Topic, Ever...
GorillaEsq
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In the never-ending quest to better myself by using both this site, and the related forums, I have crafted the single most appropriate forum topic ever...
- It will contain no attacks on any individual, that has ever existed, ever, imaginary, nor otherwise.
- It will stay on-topic, contain no hi-hacking, trolling nor flame-baiting.
- It will not promote any unsafe weigh-loss, nor eating disorders.
- It will show respect to all groups and individuals that have ever existed, both living and dead.
- It will not be hurtful, in any nor capacity.
- It will not contain any personal information, whatsoever.
- It will comply with any and all legal statutes that have ever existed, ever.
- It will be a unique topic, that has never existed, anywhere, ever, in any capacity.
- It will not have multiple accounts.
- It will not air any grievance with any moderator, nor will any moderator be harmed during its creation.
- It will not contain any advertising, self-promotion nor fund raising references nor material, of any nature.
- It will not be a divisive nor interesting topic, whatsoever.
- It will not make any political statement, whatsoever.
- It will not contain any profane, vulgar, sexually explicit nor illegal images.
- It will be in English.
- It will not protest any moderator action nor decision, that has ever been tendered, ever.
"Lettuce: It's food."
Discuss.
- It will contain no attacks on any individual, that has ever existed, ever, imaginary, nor otherwise.
- It will stay on-topic, contain no hi-hacking, trolling nor flame-baiting.
- It will not promote any unsafe weigh-loss, nor eating disorders.
- It will show respect to all groups and individuals that have ever existed, both living and dead.
- It will not be hurtful, in any nor capacity.
- It will not contain any personal information, whatsoever.
- It will comply with any and all legal statutes that have ever existed, ever.
- It will be a unique topic, that has never existed, anywhere, ever, in any capacity.
- It will not have multiple accounts.
- It will not air any grievance with any moderator, nor will any moderator be harmed during its creation.
- It will not contain any advertising, self-promotion nor fund raising references nor material, of any nature.
- It will not be a divisive nor interesting topic, whatsoever.
- It will not make any political statement, whatsoever.
- It will not contain any profane, vulgar, sexually explicit nor illegal images.
- It will be in English.
- It will not protest any moderator action nor decision, that has ever been tendered, ever.
"Lettuce: It's food."
Discuss.
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LOL0
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Some people worship lettuce. Lettucians. They're not going to like this.0
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you forgot to stroke my ego.0
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I suppose it is possible that people who only eat cabbage may be offended by this topic.0
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Bump0
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I prefer cabbage. *kitten*.0
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Disagree.
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Lettuce is food. Very nice!0
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Lettuce is green.
No offense to dead lettuce.0 -
You're nothing but a patsy for the cole slaw corporations.I prefer cabbage. *kitten*.0 -
Seriously, WTF would you ever think lettuce was food?! Especially *iceberg* lettuce shown (NAKED!!!!) in your pic.0
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:laugh:0
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That lettuce is clearly over the age of 18.Seriously, WTF would you ever think lettuce was food?! Especially *iceberg* lettuce shown (NAKED!!!!) in your pic.0 -
That lettuce is clearly over the age of 18.Seriously, WTF would you ever think lettuce was food?! Especially *iceberg* lettuce shown (NAKED!!!!) in your pic.
Whatever. I'm feeling prude.0 -
I disagree with the origianl post.. Lettuice is what my food eats.0
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let us eat lettuce.
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You realize that statement actually affirms that lettuce is indeed, food... right?I disagree with the origianl post.. Lettuice is what my food eats.0 -
Yum....cole slaw!0
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You seem to have an unhealthy infatuation with lettuce. Just sayin.0 -
Racist.Yum....cole slaw!0 -
food porn! food porn!
I want to strip it layer by layer and slowly devour it... this is not good!
but it IS good... so very good.
OP - you funny!0 -
Lettuce, Oh how im tired of eating you!!! lol0
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Meh... I prefer Iceburgs cousin, Romaine.... or maybe it's distant relative, spinach...0
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Lettuce is a drug. I've heard if you eat too much of it you will test positive for THC.0
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If you put your ear to the monitor, you can actually hear the people who's title rhymes with "roderators" actually say, "F**k I hate that guy."
Haha.0 -
Lettuce is a gateway drug -- it must be stopped.0
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If you put your ear to the monitor, you can actually hear the people who's title rhymes with "roderators" actually say, "F**k I hate that guy."
Haha.
WTF is a roderator?0 -
Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.0
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By that logic, so are human beings.Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.0 -
True story:
When I was a little kid, I would watch Saturday morning cartoons while eating a head of lettuce.
Crap, I was a really strange kid.0
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