The Most Appropriate Forum Topic, Ever...

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  • Shawty_Ro
    Shawty_Ro Posts: 135
    How many lettuces had to die for this post? :sad:
  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.
    By that logic, so are human beings.

    Are you proposing that human beings are in fact food and should be eaten?

    Lock down in

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  • rextcat
    rextcat Posts: 1,408 Member
    Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.
    By that logic, so are human beings.
    ahhh so thats why my hubbie keeps tring to get me to do that:happy:
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.
    By that logic, so are human beings.

    Are you proposing that human beings are in fact food and should be eaten?

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    No. I'm proposing that by your math, human beings would be considered a drink.

    Lock down, averted.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.
    By that logic, so are human beings.
    ahhh so thats why my hubbie keeps tring to get me to do that:happy:
    HAHAHA. That one wins.
  • cally69
    cally69 Posts: 182 Member
    I am offended by this lettuce. It is clearly not dressed.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    You never cease to amaze me! :bigsmile:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Lettuce is 95% water. Therefore it is classified as a drink, not food.
    By that logic, so are human beings.

    Are you proposing that human beings are in fact food and should be eaten?

    Lock down in

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    2

    1....
    No. I'm proposing that by your math, human beings would be considered a drink.

    Lock down, averted.

    I see you also are prejudiced against mathematicians as well as drinks.

    How you are still allowed to post is anyone's guess...
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
    Lettuce is barely food. No significant nutrients. A total waste of my chewing energy.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    I ate lettuce today, was yummy :)
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    I am offended by this lettuce. It is clearly not dressed.
    Sorry, here...

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  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    I ate lettuce today, was yummy :)

    Technically you drank it.

    True story.
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Lettuce is barely food. No significant nutrients. A total waste of my chewing energy.
    Hater.
  • Lisa1971
    Lisa1971 Posts: 3,069 Member
    I suppose it is possible that people who only eat cabbage may be offended by this topic.

    Hahahahaha!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    I have this love/hate relationship with lettuce. How could you be so insensitive to bring it up!
  • GorillaEsq
    GorillaEsq Posts: 2,198 Member
    Do you need support and friends to get you past this lettuce crisis?
  • bethygirlie
    bethygirlie Posts: 311 Member
    Lettuce give thanks for this thread. Hardy har har....*slaps knee*
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    I think they should lock this topic, just because. :tongue:
  • megleo818
    megleo818 Posts: 595 Member
    Lettuce is a drug. I've heard if you eat too much of it you will test positive for THC.

    Naw, only if you smoke it ... Now where's my recipe for smoked lettuce?
  • squintana1979
    squintana1979 Posts: 101
    Lettuce? Poor spinach and micro-greens didn't stand a darn chance.
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I prefer a head of a different sort :wink:
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 444 Member
    Lettuce is barely food. No significant nutrients. A total waste of my chewing energy.
    But if you do eat lettuce, as it has "no significant nutrients", are you suppose to eat back those chewing calories?
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    I hate lettuce!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    In the never-ending quest to better myself by using both this site, and the related forums, I have crafted the single most appropriate forum topic ever...

    - It will contain no attacks on any individual, that has ever existed, ever, imaginary, nor otherwise.
    - It will stay on-topic, contain no hi-hacking, trolling nor flame-baiting.
    - It will not promote any unsafe weigh-loss, nor eating disorders.
    - It will show respect to all groups and individuals that have ever existed, both living and dead.
    - It will not be hurtful, in any nor capacity.
    - It will not contain any personal information, whatsoever.
    - It will comply with any and all legal statutes that have ever existed, ever.
    - It will be a unique topic, that has never existed, anywhere, ever, in any capacity.
    - It will not have multiple accounts.
    - It will not air any grievance with any moderator, nor will any moderator be harmed during its creation.
    - It will not contain any advertising, self-promotion nor fund raising references nor material, of any nature.
    - It will not be a divisive nor interesting topic, whatsoever.
    - It will not make any political statement, whatsoever.
    - It will not contain any profane, vulgar, sexually explicit nor illegal images.
    - It will be in English.
    - It will not protest any moderator action nor decision, that has ever been tendered, ever.

    "Lettuce: It's food."

    Lettuce.jpg

    Discuss.

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  • squintana1979
    squintana1979 Posts: 101
    I prefer a head of a different sort :wink:

    PLEASE tell me you are referring to cauliflower!! :bigsmile:
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Lettuce give thanks for this thread. Hardy har har....*slaps knee*

    That was terrible.

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Lettuce
    Lettuce who?
    Lettuce in it's freezing out here!
  • Lesley2901
    Lesley2901 Posts: 372 Member
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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I prefer a head of a different sort :wink:

    PLEASE tell me you are referring to cauliflower!! :bigsmile:

    Uuuuh, suuuuuure! :bigsmile:
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    In the never-ending quest to better myself by using both this site, and the related forums, I have crafted the single most appropriate forum topic ever...

    - It will contain no attacks on any individual, that has ever existed, ever, imaginary, nor otherwise.
    - It will stay on-topic, contain no hi-hacking, trolling nor flame-baiting.
    - It will not promote any unsafe weigh-loss, nor eating disorders.
    - It will show respect to all groups and individuals that have ever existed, both living and dead.
    - It will not be hurtful, in any nor capacity.
    - It will not contain any personal information, whatsoever.
    - It will comply with any and all legal statutes that have ever existed, ever.
    - It will be a unique topic, that has never existed, anywhere, ever, in any capacity.
    - It will not have multiple accounts.
    - It will not air any grievance with any moderator, nor will any moderator be harmed during its creation.
    - It will not contain any advertising, self-promotion nor fund raising references nor material, of any nature.
    - It will not be a divisive nor interesting topic, whatsoever.
    - It will not make any political statement, whatsoever.
    - It will not contain any profane, vulgar, sexually explicit nor illegal images.
    - It will be in English.
    - It will not protest any moderator action nor decision, that has ever been tendered, ever.

    "Lettuce: It's food."

    Lettuce.jpg

    Discuss.

    Lettuce is NOT food. Lettuce is water.
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