You couldnt make it up !!!!

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  • tennisbabe94
    tennisbabe94 Posts: 444 Member
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    Hahahahaha well this made my morning!
  • Spanntastic12
    Spanntastic12 Posts: 181
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    Hilarious!!!
  • Awkward30
    Awkward30 Posts: 1,927 Member
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    Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
    A: No.
    Q: Did you check for breathing?
    A: No.
    Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
    A: No.
    Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
    A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
    Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
    A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

    te he he... I like this doctor!
  • boomboom011
    boomboom011 Posts: 1,459
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    these are great!
    i have the privilege of working for lawyers and I get to read depo transcripts and trial transcripts. Lets just say they are quite comical!
  • KrazyAsianNic
    KrazyAsianNic Posts: 1,227 Member
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    haha. thanks for sharing

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