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I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

bridgeo74
Posts: 191 Member
This is in response to the woman who lost a kayak!!
I have a list I got off of here when I first started and am going to share again!!
I think it is a fun way to SEE weight loss!!
WHAT DID YOU LOSE????
1 lb. = a Guinea Pig
1.5 lbs. = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 lb. = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds = chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she is 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she is 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
I have a list I got off of here when I first started and am going to share again!!
I think it is a fun way to SEE weight loss!!
WHAT DID YOU LOSE????
1 lb. = a Guinea Pig
1.5 lbs. = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 lb. = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds = chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephants heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she is 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she is 5'4½")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
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these are great! i'm in between a chihuahua and a human head0
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this is freaking funny hahaha I'm a Bald Eagle0
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Ive lost an average 2 year old and an average human brain0
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An elephant's penis is 60 pounds?!??? WTF? Wonder how the elephant felt about his junk being weighed by some human...sorry I digress.
I lost the world's largest ball of tape...0 -
I LOVE this!
I've lost the baby giraffe...now if I can just get this gold brick off.0 -
I lost a kitty cat.0
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an Irish setter yay! lol0
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hehehe awesome.0
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LOL ive lost a Sperm Whale's brain!!!
somewhere there's an extremely flaky Sperm Whale!!!0 -
I've lost a cat and two chihuahuas!0
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I lost an average house cat!! WHOOHOO! I like this.........0
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I lost a mid-size microwave and really want to get rid of a human head. LOL.0
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An automobile tire! Nice!0
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I lost an average human brain.0
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I've lost the World's Largest Ball of Tape and a guinea pig. :happy:0
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I have lost an average human leg plus a guinea pig! And I never ever want to see them again!0
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A 2 month old horse and a chihaua :laugh:
Now I gotta get this Irish setter off!0 -
872 Krispy Kreme Glazed Donuts.0
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LOVING all the losers!! Keep on posting!!0
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the complete Encyclopedia Britannica0
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Love this!!!!!! I lost an elephant's heart and a guinea pig. Woot woot!0
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So um. Does anyone else find it weird an elephant penis weighs more then an elephant heart? PRIORITIES PEOPLE!0
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I lost an automobile tire.0
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I've lost an elephant's heart. woo hoo! haha thanks for sharing. this is neat!0
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I could understand misplacing one, but losing both is just plain careless.
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I lost a...1 and a half year old? I'm a pound under an average 2 year old. A slightly scrawny 2 year old?0
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gold star for creative forum topic title. sperm whale brain here0
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I'm aiming for an elephant's heart or a small bale of hay, but so far only a rack of baby back ribs!0
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So far almost a whole automobile tire.... (19 pounds) My ticker is off by 5 pounds...0
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I had lost the average amount of potatoes eaten by Americans in a year, now back to having lost the amount of cheese. It's always about the food!.........it probably was the cheese!!!! :laugh:0
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