I lost an elephant's penis and a human brain!!

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  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    Elephant penis and human head.
  • kimpossible471
    kimpossible471 Posts: 268 Member
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    HAHAHA....LOVE IT!!! Thanks!
  • sd75
    sd75 Posts: 49
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    Awesome Motivation - Thanx
  • SanyamKaushik
    SanyamKaushik Posts: 215 Member
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    Combination of:
    1 sperm whale's brain (16 pounds)
    1 average human brain (3 pounds)
    1 human head (8 pounds)
    4 guinea pigs ( 4X1 lbs)
    (total 31 lbs)
    LOL
  • Jaymefirst
    Jaymefirst Posts: 268 Member
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    These are too funny!! Thanks for posting!! I've lost a tire...
  • littlebuddy84
    littlebuddy84 Posts: 1,000 Member
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    I lost an elephant heart :-)
  • StephieF87
    StephieF87 Posts: 60 Member
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    Funnnny! I printed it off and shared it with my office...now if we could make the list longer! I need one for 175 pounds loss! As of right now I have loss an average 2 year old.. WOW! One pound to go to have lost amount of cheese an average american eats in a year!
  • cad39too
    cad39too Posts: 874 Member
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    So far, as rack of baby back ribs.
  • ThisCanadian
    ThisCanadian Posts: 1,086 Member
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    Hahaha... I lost a little over a human head.
  • Crochetaholic
    Crochetaholic Posts: 2
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    This is really cool!

    Since I first started dieting, I've lost 46 #'s: an elephant's heart and a rack of baby back ribs.

    Shooting to lose 36 #'s this time: a mid-size microwave.

    Then, after that, I'll be working towards the last 49 #'s: an elephant's heart and a chihuahua.

    Grand total will be 131 #'s lost: a newborn giraffe and a guinea pig.

    Maybe I'll go on to lose a little more depending on how my body looks and how I feel.

    Thank you for sharing this.
  • resa820
    resa820 Posts: 7 Member
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    In 2010 I lost a baby calf, since then I gained back a human leg, and have since lost a sperm whale's brain!
  • lkcuts
    lkcuts Posts: 224
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    love this am putting in my topics. Thanks!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    The World's Largest Ball of Tape.
  • NorthwestPA
    NorthwestPA Posts: 63 Member
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    Very funny! I have apparently lost the equivalent of amount of cheese an average American eats in a year 30 pounds. This is funny and ironic to me because I am lactose intolerant and do my best to avoid all dairy producs and cheese.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,143 Member
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    An Air conditioner....

    ...and I have another to go....apparently :huh:
  • KaydeForce
    KaydeForce Posts: 96 Member
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    I lost all the chemical additives an American consumes over the course of a year.

    However, considering that I try to eat very clean, I might have even lost more than that ;-)

    I have an elephant's penis to go. Yay! (another sentence that I never thought I would ever say or write *g*)
  • LavaDoll
    LavaDoll Posts: 595 Member
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    i have lost 2 human heads.

    but i have not lost mine...in fact, I have rather *found* it!

    =^x^=
  • dognamedpig
    dognamedpig Posts: 38 Member
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    I lost an auto tire! LOL
  • JSlattery79
    JSlattery79 Posts: 116 Member
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    I lost an average 2 year old.. lol..
  • jmuller06
    jmuller06 Posts: 109 Member
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    LOVE this!!!! And was just the funny I needed this morning.

    I've lost an automobile tire. Now to bust this cinder block! :laugh:

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