The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning, Not sure what today holds, last week before a major office move, spent the weekend decorating the master bedroom, It's been so wet our Allotment has flooded big time but the major positive this morning is a 5lb loss so new GW of 210Lbs here I come.

    (I know it's not smutty but I wanted to share with my smut friends :happy: :happy: :happy: )

    That is great!!!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    good morning everyone!!! so sorry about the absence! it was so very nice to have so much time under my blanket!!! (too bad i was alone under there!!!)

    oh how i've missed you all!!!!

    bern - would you like me to send you a pumpkin pie? (i'm a rockin baker) :)
    chris - what an amazing weight loss, i'm so happy for you!!!!
    harvo - i'm glad you finally came out from under the blanket, but you make me sound like i don't share!!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    good morning everyone!!! so sorry about the absence! it was so very nice to have so much time under my blanket!!! (too bad i was alone under there!!!)

    oh how i've missed you all!!!!

    bern - would you like me to send you a pumpkin pie? (i'm a rockin baker) :)
    chris - what an amazing weight loss, i'm so happy for you!!!!
    harvo - i'm glad you finally came out from under the blanket, but you make me sound like i don't share!!!!
    Hmmm..I make a mean pumpkin roll...so good a lady I work with has paid me to make them for her family Christmas parties...

    as for the blanket you have shared plenty under there.....:blushing: As a gentleman I would never talk about polishing the hardwood floors on this forum...
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Hello KOD'ers, happy Monday, how's it going?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Hello KOD'ers, happy Monday, how's it going?

    UGH...I was off Thursday and Friday for the holiday..Saturday and Sunday are scheduled days off...I am just not feelin work today!!! How are you and how was the trip?
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Is it going to be a long week? Hope KOD can help? lol

    Yes I did thanks, shame the weather was bad, but we enjoyed it all the same :)
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    a 4 day weekend is a wonderful idea. until monday comes around. then i wish it was 10 days, or 20, or a permanent weekend. haha
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Is it going to be a long week? Hope KOD can help? lol

    Yes I did thanks, shame the weather was bad, but we enjoyed it all the same :)
    Oh yes, did you find the, er.... specialist shop you were looking for?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Afternoon all, we all ok??

    I am back at work today, aching and not wanting to be here
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    hougt, what part of you is aching? perhaps we can help ease the ache....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Leave it to the "bar winch" to kick start the smut! :love:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    somebody's gotta! i've been away for 4 days and ain't no one around to play with me....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Afternoon all, we all ok??

    I am back at work today, aching and not wanting to be here

    is it your face that's aching? That's quite a load it's carrying now!

    Welcome back everyone. Though it's still awful quiet round these parts. Is it because we're all tired because it's nearly the end of the year and we all just want to curl up over Christmas with a mountain of festive food?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    somebody's gotta! i've been away for 4 days and ain't no one around to play with me....
    I got this!!!!...(back under the blanket I go)
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Afternoon all, we all ok??

    I am back at work today, aching and not wanting to be here

    is it your face that's aching? That's quite a load it's carrying now!

    Welcome back everyone. Though it's still awful quiet round these parts. Is it because we're all tired because it's nearly the end of the year and we all just want to curl up over Christmas with a mountain of festive food?

    I will not speak for everyone but I am over the festive food for a little while...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    yeah, me too. i'm all up for baking now, but i don't plan on eating any for a month.... i had enough over thanksgiving to last me that long! i need to work off the 2 pounds i put on before then!!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    somebody's gotta! i've been away for 4 days and ain't no one around to play with me....
    I got this!!!!...(back under the blanket I go)

    phew, thanks harvo!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    yeah, me too. i'm all up for baking now, but i don't plan on eating any for a month.... i had enough over thanksgiving to last me that long! i need to work off the 2 pounds i put on before then!!!!

    Amen! It is time for me to bake cookies and or a cake for the nurses at a local hospital that took care of me back in 2005. I am also looking to make some for the executive admins that helped me at work with their caring and sharing. I am celebrating 15 years att his compnay and they were awesome. May make some to donate to the center for battered women and children as well or some other community organization....December is an emotional month for me...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    somebody's gotta! i've been away for 4 days and ain't no one around to play with me....
    I got this!!!!...(back under the blanket I go)

    phew, thanks harvo!
    Can you spit shine hardwood flooring or do you need a special wax?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    january is that for me... (emotional month).

    spit shines are good for a quick fix, but the wax needed is indeed special...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    yeah, me too. i'm all up for baking now, but i don't plan on eating any for a month.... i had enough over thanksgiving to last me that long! i need to work off the 2 pounds i put on before then!!!!

    Amen! It is time for me to bake cookies and or a cake for the nurses at a local hospital that took care of me back in 2005. I am also looking to make some for the executive admins that helped me at work with their caring and sharing. I am celebrating 15 years att his compnay and they were awesome. May make some to donate to the center for battered women and children as well or some other community organization....December is an emotional month for me...

    Aw, that's so nice Harvo. I'll also do a bit of baking for other people, but there'll still be plenty left at my house. I'm itching to start it now, but am forcing myself to wait for at least another fortnight.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    my cookies are entirely for others. it's my present to people i can't afford to buy presents for. i bring them in for people i work with, i bring them to the boys at the firehouse...

    i like to share my cookies :tongue:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's good to share your cookies. How have you just managed to make the word "cookies" sound a bit naughty?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    january is that for me... (emotional month).

    spit shines are good for a quick fix, but the wax needed is indeed special...

    Well then it sounds like I should start with a spit shine and then work in a good deep waxing on those hard to reach places....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    bern i'm pretty sure i can turn anything naughty :wink:
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    hougt, what part of you is aching? perhaps we can help ease the ache....

    Shoulders, thighs, chest, neck........All from rugby :( It is one good way of venting frustrations though :wink:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    hougt, what part of you is aching? perhaps we can help ease the ache....

    Shoulders, thighs, chest, neck........All from rugby :( It is one good way of venting frustrations though :wink:

    Chris was practising his stripping and rubbing over the weekend. Maybe he can help? Or you can always join Oboe under the blanket. If Harvo will make room.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    hougt, what part of you is aching? perhaps we can help ease the ache....

    Shoulders, thighs, chest, neck........All from rugby :( It is one good way of venting frustrations though :wink:

    Chris was practising his stripping and rubbing over the weekend. Maybe he can help? Or you can always join Oboe under the blanket. If Harvo will make room.

    I will pay for his massage...I am working here...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i can multitask... i happen to be a fabulous masseuse....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i can multitask... i happen to be a fabulous masseuse....

    So you can give a massage WHILE the floor is being done?