The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    I cannot believe that...there would be pics all over the place of that and everyone would talk about where to shop...but since I was a retail associate at a female clothing store my mind is going crazy.... :love: :flowerforyou: :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i do my Christmas shopping online. just me, myself, I, and a couch.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i do my Christmas shopping online. just me, myself, I, and a couch.
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    Pics or it didn't happen, Missouri! :love:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm waaaaaay too self conscious for any of that...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Afternoon all, sorry not about much, I seem to have lost my mojo
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    hou, you could never lose your mojo!!!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i'm waaaaaay too self conscious for any of that...

    as Dr. Alan Harper, 2 1/2 men co-star, said after his ex said try to remember (or think) of me he quoted "As long as there are hot soapy showers you don't have to worry about that."

    Had to try...
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    How can it be that the same people brought us the drivel that is Two and a Half Men and the genius of Big Bang Theory?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    hou, you could never lose your mojo!!!!!
    That's what I thought but I just cannot think of anything rude, naughty, risky or to give anyone the horn
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    perhaps taking part in the group breaststroke will help you? give me your hand, i'll lead to you to where you need to go...
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I have rather large hands, will that be a problem?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh no, i think that will be very beneficial for you!!!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    the bigger the better, right?
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Depends what are filling your hands, obviously you want a handful at least
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm pretty sure that between bex's baps, bern's grapefruit and my melons, you have plenty of options for handfuls....
  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    I think I would have to handle all of the fruit to determine the right ones for me
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    i'm pretty sure that between bex's baps, bern's grapefruit and my melons, you have plenty of options for handfuls....

    Hey, stop being so free with my grapefruit!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    oh sorry, Bern :embarassed:
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That's OK. And for the record there's definitely more than a handful!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    :bigsmile: hooray for big baps!

    hou, you can manhandle my melons to see if they're right for you...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    :bigsmile: hooray for big baps!

    hou, you can manhandle my melons to see if they're right for you...

    AMEN!! HIP HIP HOORAY!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    So its just me and Oboe celebrating big Baps? REALLY?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    guess hou still isn't feeling it...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    His loss on those cantaloupes
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Hold on, I've been stuck in a meeting all day with just some manky grapes to suck on, can I get some fruit action too?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Hold on, I've been stuck in a meeting all day with just some manky grapes to suck on, can I get some fruit action too?

    Oboe has plenty and she don't mind sharing...if I recall Bern is a bit more particular and Bex has disappeared....
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Oboe has plenty and she don't mind sharing...if I recall Bern is a bit more particular and Bex has disappeared....
    I swear each time I see Oboe's profile pic they have pumped up a bit more, she says they aren't but I don't believe her. Bern is probably worried about bruising from too much rough handling.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Harvo, you appear to have a bulge in your shorts in that profile pic, is it a sausage in your pocket or just the thought of handling the ladies wares?

    And before you mention it, yes I do have a big sack of balls on my back in my pic, I'm just not sure they should be furry or white?!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Oboe has plenty and she don't mind sharing...if I recall Bern is a bit more particular and Bex has disappeared....
    I swear each time I see Oboe's profile pic they have pumped up a bit more, she says they aren't but I don't believe her. Bern is probably worried about bruising from too much rough handling.

    I understand why you are hanging out under the blanket then...although her eyes seems to get bigger when I look at the profile pic?

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