The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    WTF?!? what is this forum about?

    I'm not sure, but if you have a question about BMR, TDEE or whether 1,200 calories is enough then you've come to the wrong place.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Bern, i would say the same thing if i had a man, but it's just me, so multiple mes it is.

    tracey - when did i ever say decent? they're no fun! :devil: :bigsmile:

    tinz - well, i'll need massages from working so hard. head to toe. and i'll need someone to check and make sure my baps are at the right softness levels, and i'll need someone to throw me under a blanket and clean it when it's done....as well as hold the me that is sleeping, and keep up with the wild me that actually gets to have a life!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Bern, i would say the same thing if i had a man, but it's just me, so multiple mes it is.

    tracey - when did i ever say decent? they're no fun! :devil: :bigsmile:

    tinz - well, i'll need massages from working so hard. head to toe. and i'll need someone to check and make sure my baps are at the right softness levels, and i'll need someone to throw me under a blanket and clean it when it's done....as well as hold the me that is sleeping, and keep up with the wild me that actually gets to have a life!

    Shoutgun on the bap tests and blaket parties....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    WTF?!? what is this forum about?
    Ah, welcome - it's a philosophical debate on the juxtaposition of such every day objects such as grapefruit, baps and sausages, and the innuendoes that simple minds can conjurer up around them - feel free to jump in!

    Big words..too early for this. Blond it down for me =)

    We are a group of Pro-verts, as we are all for it, that ducks those who look to censor people on the site. We use innuendo and double entrdre to avoid said censors. To catch up we have had baps weighed, some still not published, bum pics posted and in the process of opening a mall with several nice shops....
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    WTF?!? what is this forum about?
    Ah, welcome - it's a philosophical debate on the juxtaposition of such every day objects such as grapefruit, baps and sausages, and the innuendoes that simple minds can conjurer up around them - feel free to jump in!

    Big words..too early for this. Blond it down for me =)

    We are a group of Pro-verts, as we are all for it, that ducks those who look to censor people on the site. We use innuendo and double entrdre to avoid said censors. To catch up we have had baps weighed, some still not published, bum pics posted and in the process of opening a mall with several nice shops....

    I think you need to start from the beginning
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Kira, I agree with Tracy. you need to go AAAAALLLLLL the way to the beginning. It will supply you with lots of laughs, and you will get to know us and what goes on in here...

    if you like it, feel free to stay and join in under our blanket. we do wash them from time to time, i promise :bigsmile:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    So the question is...is she reading from the beginning or did we scare her off....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    For her sake I hope not. It would take quite a few minutes that she'll never, ever see again.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i did it when i first stumbled upon it... although that was like 5 threads ago....
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I did too but it was still the original thread then. My, how we've grown.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    grown physically... mentally, i think we've deteriorated :bigsmile:
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    and yet here we are on a close to smutless Monday....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i tried to get it going with my list of needs for all of me and my clones...

    you were the only response!

    mabye i need to oil my baps and smear it all over?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i tried to get it going with my list of needs for all of me and my clones...

    you were the only response!

    mabye i need to oil my baps and smear it all over?

    I will bring my own lotion for you :-)
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    what, you don't wanna watch me oil my own baps?
  • NormalSaneFLGuy
    NormalSaneFLGuy Posts: 1,344 Member
    After all of this, you still haven't cleared it up. Should we use MFP's estimated calories burned or the value on our HRM?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    what, you don't wanna watch me oil my own baps?

    hmmm...I like that one...
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    After all of this, you still haven't cleared it up. Should we use MFP's estimated calories burned or the value on our HRM?
    Baps - measure it all in baps, life would be a lot easier if everyone used the bappage measurement.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Bern, i would say the same thing if i had a man, but it's just me, so multiple mes it is.

    tracey - when did i ever say decent? they're no fun! :devil: :bigsmile:

    tinz - well, i'll need massages from working so hard. head to toe. and i'll need someone to check and make sure my baps are at the right softness levels, and i'll need someone to throw me under a blanket and clean it when it's done....as well as hold the me that is sleeping, and keep up with the wild me that actually gets to have a life!
    Sleeping buddy it is then.
    But, if you need a second opinion on the softness, or more blanket time.... *puts hand in air* :D
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    After all of this, you still haven't cleared it up. Should we use MFP's estimated calories burned or the value on our HRM?
    Baps - measure it all in baps, life would be a lot easier if everyone used the bappage measurement.

    Can't wait for the explanation of how the bappage measurement works.
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Mass: 1 Bap = the volume of water displaced by a single bap
    Force: 1Bap = The pressure placed on a sausage between two baps without external assistance
    Dimension: 1Bap = the distance covered by two baps pushed close together
    Temperature: 1Bap = the temperature needed to make a soft room temperature bap become firm (but not crusty)
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    It's hurting my brain.
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Mine too
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Shall we get back under the blanket?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    I could wile away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my head I'd be scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I could wile away the hours
    Conferrin' with the flowers
    Consultin' with the rain
    And my head I'd be scratchin'
    While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
    If I only had a brain

    Hey, no singing unless it's Christmas songs
  • Tracey1147
    Tracey1147 Posts: 951 Member
    Tra la la la la la la
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    i think he's using any excuse to 'weigh' our baps ;)

    Morning all!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Morning Bex. Good luck with your new regime. Very brave to take it on at this time of year!

    Sausages!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    I know, but I am so down about it all, I have to do it now. The advantage I do have is the 2 jobs thing, working in the pub a lot over xmas, I just have to be careful on the booze front really and keep up (start again and keep up) the exercise :D

    Walls!

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