The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    how about we skip the use of the blanket and just do it out in the open?

    ALL of us!

    Alfresco - gets my vote
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    I also didn't bother. If I want to read badly written smut I just come here!

    I thought our smut was quite well written and very creative on occasions

    Badly or Well Written Smut, it's more action than I get in real life!!!!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092


    Badly or Well Written Smut, it's more action than I get in real life!!!!

    Ditto :( lol
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    oh somebody is getting randy at home! good for you!!!!!

    The only trouble is normally is takes her a few weeks to get through a book, at the moment she's getting throught them at a rate of 1 book in a week and a half. I may have to get her to read them again to make sure she hasn't missed anything :wink:
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    so i'm not allowed on my firetrucks for at least 3 weeks. someone told me maybe with my next 3 fridays off, i'll be able to get a life. sigh.
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    so i'm not allowed on my firetrucks for at least 3 weeks. someone told me maybe with my next 3 fridays off, i'll be able to get a life. sigh.

    If you wern't so far away I would do my best to entertain you and keep you occupied
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member

    If you wern't so far away I would do my best to entertain you and keep you occupied

    But won't you be busy with Mrs Chris and her 50 shades?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    yes, i believe he will. i guess i'll just have to keep myself entertained...
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member

    If you wern't so far away I would do my best to entertain you and keep you occupied

    But won't you be busy with Mrs Chris and her 50 shades?

    Nah, she would have finished the third book by then :smile:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Looks like this will roll before I go home, nearly there!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    so i'm not allowed on my firetrucks for at least 3 weeks. someone told me maybe with my next 3 fridays off, i'll be able to get a life. sigh.

    Erm, how is this smutty? Haha
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Wheres harvo too? Would feel wrong rolling without him!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    Wheres harvo too? Would feel wrong rolling without him!

    he always seems to be the roller too!!!

    is he hiding under his blanket?
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    so i'm not allowed on my firetrucks for at least 3 weeks. someone told me maybe with my next 3 fridays off, i'll be able to get a life. sigh.

    Erm, how is this smutty? Haha

    because i can't hump hose or play on the big stick!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Harvo hasn't been here for a couple of days. I hope he's not cheating on us by posting on other threads.
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    Harvo hasn't been here for a couple of days. I hope he's not cheating on us by posting on other threads.

    no he isn't, I've checked haha
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Wow - I turn my back and were half way down page 20!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    Harvo hasn't been here for a couple of days. I hope he's not cheating on us by posting on other threads.

    no he isn't, I've checked haha
    You've been looking in the wrong forums!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    because i can't hump hose or play on the big stick!
    You need your foot for playing on the big stick?
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    Harvo hasn't been here for a couple of days. I hope he's not cheating on us by posting on other threads.

    no he isn't, I've checked haha
    You've been looking in the wrong forums!
    And possibly the wrong sites, maybe he's on the same site as Tracey
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    because i can't hump hose or play on the big stick!
    You need your foot for playing on the big stick?

    how else can i get good leverage? i gotta be able to climb on!
  • Bex2Bslim
    Bex2Bslim Posts: 1,092
    8 more posts, brace yourselves guys, it will be a good one seeing as it's been a while, first one of the year too lol
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Sausages
    Baps
    Grapefruit
    S****horpe
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    That's a really nice pic Bex. Nice legs!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    can someone please translate S****thorpe for me in a message???

    yeesh!

    Baps, free of charge, test squeezes encouraged!
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    can someone please translate S****thorpe for me in a message???

    yeesh!

    Baps, free of charge, test squeezes encouraged!

    s.c.u.n.t.horpe - its a town in North Lincolnshire lass (edited before I am shot)
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    That's a really nice pic Bex. Nice legs!

    Looking hot in that LBD :love: , I wonder where those fine legs go?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    can someone please translate S****thorpe for me in a message???

    yeesh!

    Baps, free of charge, test squeezes encouraged!

    s.c.u.n.t.horpe - its a town in North Lincolnshire lass (edited before I am shot)

    And I believe the only town in the UK with the C-word in its name!
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    well thank you for educating me, both of you...

    anyone want to school me in anything else? :wink: :wink:
  • chrisa8170
    chrisa8170 Posts: 466 Member
    well thank you for educating me, both of you...

    anyone want to school me in anything else? :wink: :wink:

    Only if you wear the outfit :wink:

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