The kiss of death!!!!!

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  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Even I'd strip for chocolate coins!

    If they're gold coins they'll be fine. As long as they're delivered by a unicorn.

    So you used to be a stripepr then?
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    LMAO!!! No, not a stripper. Bought the condo because I was lured by some tricky real estate agents with chocolate coins.

    But there's still time. Maybe I can become a stripper. Is there an apprenticeship program or volunteer work?
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    I now know what to do if I ever want something from you!

    I can't see why you couldn't become a stripper. Just jump up on the bar with Oboe and give it a try. Apparently some of the other patrons are giving away gold coins!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Ok, true story. This time it really was a buddy of mine that had 4 rolls of quarters in his pants when we went to a strip club. He got a lap dance and when she felt that she offered a VIP experience at a discounted rate. 5 minutes later bouncers grab him and a huge fight ensues because she was offended at what he did and the bouncers got overly agressive.
  • SeaRunner26
    SeaRunner26 Posts: 5,143 Member
    Harvo, you have lots of friends that get in trouble at strip clubs.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Yes...we, I mean they, like to have fun. One of my friends girlfriend got us banned from one but it is not just strip clubs. The one guy has a great heart for his friends but once he has one too many ugh....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    coins could seriously damage my goods. no one wants to see a bar wench with bruised baps stripping.

    just saying.

    harvo i keep waiting for the quotes... "my friend"... yeah..... always your friends....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    coins could seriously damage my goods. no one wants to see a bar wench with bruised baps stripping.

    just saying.

    harvo i keep waiting for the quotes... "my friend"... yeah..... always your friends....

    the sad part is I am the calm one of most of my friends....true story!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Are you the quiet one that sits in back leering and quietly drooling?
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Are you the quiet one that sits in back leering and quietly drooling?

    No. We like to have fun and cut up with everyone everywhere we go but I do think before I act on things. Maybe because I am always the sober one and I weigh consequences.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    ALWAYS? somehow i sincerely doubt this is true....
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Due to pancreatitis I cannot drink. The other thing is I have never been arrested, close a couple times, but never arrested. The close times are when my friend was getting roughed up a little too much and well right or wrong I am not letting a friend get the crap beat out of him.

    Being an analyst has its disadvantages. Very few decisions are made without some type of analysis.
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    i'm quite sure you haven't always been that responsible... it's not possible...
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    i'm quite sure you haven't always been that responsible... it's not possible...

    oh no..not my entire life...
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    now. break out the Bens!!!!
  • BernadetteChurch
    BernadetteChurch Posts: 2,210 Member
    Yes. I want some too. Move over Oboe, I'm coming up!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Pulls up a chair, a smile and a barrel of money...
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Okay, no sliding plastic in crevices. Travelers checks then. They've got to be safe.

    paper cuts waiting to happen
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    woohoo Bern! thanks for joining me!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Morning all....
  • oboeing
    oboeing Posts: 1,816 Member
    good morning harvo!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    How the heck are ya Oboe?
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    would say morning but its afternoon here. lol fixing to be time to get a little sweaty then shower and climb into bed with my satin sheets
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Seems like that may be out of order...climb into satin sheets and get sweaty with a shower afterwards (just my preference)
  • Shauncho49
    Shauncho49 Posts: 132 Member
    looks like I'M the new kiss of death....I just effectively killed two threads! WINNING!
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    not possible...this thing has been rolled too many times...welcome!
  • scythswife
    scythswife Posts: 1,100 Member
    Harvo that would be ideal but alas that wont happen for another 2 weeks. Working out will have to be my go to thing for getting sweaty for now.
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    Harvo that would be ideal but alas that wont happen for another 2 weeks. Working out will have to be my go to thing for getting sweaty for now.

    WTH, you break your hands?
  • tinz75
    tinz75 Posts: 912 Member
    hello.... HHHEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO - have you all moved home while I was away :(
  • harvo
    harvo Posts: 4,676 Member
    NORMMMM......

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