HOLD IT OR LET IT RIP???
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Crop dust the gym.
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LMAO...............CAUSE THIS IS MY REACTION WHEN SOMEONE ELSE LET IT RIP0 -
My co-worker lets it go. At her desk. All day. Every day. I swear she makes more bodily noises than an old man.
that's me at work.............one of co-worker gave the name LOUD AND PROUD FART:bigsmile: .....................I work in a hospital where foul smells are quite frequent, so mine just blend in :laugh: :laugh:0 -
This made me laugh so hard!!0 -
It depends...if people around me have earbuds in, and I know it won't be a sonic boom, I let it rip. If I don't feel safe, I hold it.
"I took a gamble on a fart and lost." LMAO0 -
Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes, please?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don't know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little **** came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Reuben Feffer: You're the most disgusting person I've ever met in my life0 -
Let it rip and hope you don't leave skid marks....... then jump off the treadmill and give the universal "GAS" sign and break into an impromptu don your gas mask plyo circuit....0
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Always get the treadmill next to the old guy in short-shorts. Blame them all on him.0
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I prefer the Spray and Pray method. I take a walk down the rack of dumbbells and act like I'm looking for the 65s or something. Meanwhile I'm stringing that bad boy out for the length of the entire rack. Then I return to my bench, looking disapointed because somebody didn't rerack the 65s. My thinking is now there is no ground zero that will the fellow lifters can use to pinpoint the source. It's a dead giveaway when both benches on either side of you get vacated in a hurry.
Bonus tip: You have to do a little zig zag to redirect the tail right before you get back to your bench.0 -
I try to slip it out smoothly
"SBD"0 -
lmfao @ the guy who said "Eliptifart" lmao0
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ill let it rip unless if i am surrounded by cardio bunnies0
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Let it go and own it!! Be proud!!!0
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While working out in a gym on treadmill, elliptical, abrobics class etc. You have to let one go (fart, pass gas, whatever you call it) do you hold it, or let it go and act like it's not you that let it rip:laugh: As per my GI doc say "let it go" cause it can cause bloating and discomfort:ohwell:
guys around...i let 'er rip. females beside me...i pause for thought. If they have headphones on...i might consider it. but then theres the smell issue....0 -
I prefer the Spray and Pray method. I take a walk down the rack of dumbbells and act like I'm looking for the 65s or something. Meanwhile I'm stringing that bad boy out for the length of the entire rack. Then I return to my bench, looking disapointed because somebody didn't rerack the 65s. My thinking is now there is no ground zero that will the fellow lifters can use to pinpoint the source. It's a dead giveaway when both benches on either side of you get vacated in a hurry.
Bonus tip: You have to do a little zig zag to redirect the tail right before you get back to your bench.
This is the greatest thing I've ever read.0 -
Turn an burn baby!!!0
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Let it go. Verrrrrrrrry slowly.0
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RIP IT!!!!! and RIP IT good!! everyones experienced gas...it's a natural body function!!! It's also the perfect conversation starter and perfect air freshner for the gym!! LMAO:laugh:0
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Why deny others the chance to experience the aromatic bouquet of creativity brewing inside of you?
ROFL! That is the funniest thing I've read all day!0 -
Crop dust the gym.
you stole my gif!
He stole it before I had the chance :devil:0 -
Your son is on line toot!0
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This is why I work out at home. :laugh:0
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I let it go. I try act coy and play it off like it wasn't me but if someone calls me out on it, I admit it. Everyone does it.0
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thread. of. the. day.0
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I prefer the Spray and Pray method. I take a walk down the rack of dumbbells and act like I'm looking for the 65s or something. Meanwhile I'm stringing that bad boy out for the length of the entire rack. Then I return to my bench, looking disapointed because somebody didn't rerack the 65s. My thinking is now there is no ground zero that will the fellow lifters can use to pinpoint the source. It's a dead giveaway when both benches on either side of you get vacated in a hurry.
Bonus tip: You have to do a little zig zag to redirect the tail right before you get back to your bench.
This is fantastic advice. I will have to try this "spray and pray."0 -
Greeting's from the interior....0
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wait...women fart? I refuse to believe this. :bigsmile:0
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It depends...if you're wearing headphones you just let it rip...no one will hear you.
Hahahaha...I love this!! And if you close your eyes, no one can see you! :laugh:0 -
*this*It depends...if people around me have earbuds in, and I know it won't be a sonic boom, I let it rip. If I don't feel safe, I hold it.
"I took a gamble on a fart and lost." LMAO
but mine smell to much to let go on people i dont know......however if i know you i WILL gass you the f*** out!0 -
hahahaaaa that was so me on the bus the other day... but everyone smelt it!!!It depends...if you're wearing headphones you just let it rip...no one will hear you.0 -
EXACTLY!thread. of. the. day.0
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