I have one calorie left! What shall I eat [Satire]

cmcollins001

if I said what i really thought.... I would get banned lmao so... uhm.... I agree with the tic tac lol

Aww, come on, ya know you wanna!

Sabine_Stroehm

Celery, so then you'd have 10 left?

lachesissss

Zeno's paradox time! Eat half of the .2 ozs of chocolate, then half of that half, then half of that half of that half. FOREVER. It's the never ending calorie!

xoMeaghan

4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!

The wonderful land of delicious-in-your-mind. No calories at all. You just sit, shut your eyes, and drool with the flavour savouring in your mouth.

20tulipgirl20

Everrrrrything goes south... If ya make it that way




(Avoiding paper)

awesomek001

4 chocolate chip cookies
1 slice of ice cream cake
2 donuts - glazed of course
a whole bag of ketchup flavoured chips
and half an apple. dipped in caramel.

Ummm, where do you shop? 'Cause if you can get that for one calorie there, I am SOOOO switching stores. Heck, I'd drive to a different state just to shop there!

The wonderful land of delicious-in-your-mind. No calories at all. You just sit, shut your eyes, and drool with the flavour savouring in your mouth.

Just reading that list would be enough to put me over the edge . . . .

ObtainingBalance

A tic tac- one little calorie XD

I thought it was the 1.5 calorie breath mint....

Split the tic tac in half....xD OR do two jumping jacks and then eat the whole tic tac. hahahhaa. 1.5 calories... Oh my word.