Redline Energy Supplements
GorillaEsq
Posts: 2,198 Member
I have been using Redline energy supplement drinks for several years now. For those of you who are not aware of these wonders of modern chemical technology, they are basically over-the-counter-liquid-crack in a bottle.
I affectionately refer to Redline as my "Special Bottles of Grown-up Happy Juice." I'm not saying they're packed-full of caffine, but I drank one on the way to the office this morning, and so-far today, I have:
- Typed 283 agreements
- Saved 13 children from a burning orphanage... in Zimbabwe... (I swam there).
- Ran for President, and won. Twice.
- Flew-over a Red Bull factory and yelled "How 'bout these wings, muthf**kers!!"
- Kicked Chuck Norris' @ss 4 times, and made his whole family watch it on YouTube.
- Cured cancer with nothing but a paperclip, 8 sticky-notes and a highlighter.
True story.
Does anyone else use these miracles of modern science?
Am I alone in thinking that anything this awesome is likely extraordinarily unhealthy for us?
Happy Tuesday.
Keep being awesome.
I affectionately refer to Redline as my "Special Bottles of Grown-up Happy Juice." I'm not saying they're packed-full of caffine, but I drank one on the way to the office this morning, and so-far today, I have:
- Typed 283 agreements
- Saved 13 children from a burning orphanage... in Zimbabwe... (I swam there).
- Ran for President, and won. Twice.
- Flew-over a Red Bull factory and yelled "How 'bout these wings, muthf**kers!!"
- Kicked Chuck Norris' @ss 4 times, and made his whole family watch it on YouTube.
- Cured cancer with nothing but a paperclip, 8 sticky-notes and a highlighter.
True story.
Does anyone else use these miracles of modern science?
Am I alone in thinking that anything this awesome is likely extraordinarily unhealthy for us?
Happy Tuesday.
Keep being awesome.
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Sounds like you own stock in this Co.??? I’m sold, guess I’d better try one.0
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Grape has to be my favorite flavor, tastes just like grape koolaid.
I have turned a few of my friends on to these, i mean, shown them the joys of drinking all of this energy.0 -
Sounds like you own stock in this Co.??? I’m sold, guess I’d better try one.0
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I used to use energy supplements with ephedra (before the FDA banned it... pu$$ies...) but seriously, I used to drink tons of coffee and even these supplements would make me feel wired out of my mind.
I would stay away from this stuff. I also don't really drink coffee anymore, except on occassion (few times / month).0 -
I can't even drink coffee, but I enjoy your drug pushing. Wish I could join the cool kids. /peer pressure0
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.....and enjoy even more that you selected the "Fruity Princess" flavour as the image.0
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It was the first picture I found. Gah.0
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I drink this from time to time as well but you have to be really careful with this because a serving is actually only half of it and if you are working out on it, it increases your blood pressure and heart rate. (as with normal engery drinks)0
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Does that say Redline Princess???
Interesting...
To the point, I've never tried one. I like Hydroxycut or 5 hour energy if I need that "rush"0 -
Yeah, I didn't realize that a "serving" was actually half the bottle until months after I started using them. But then again, I'm huge.0
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A huge princess?
Ok sorry, I couldn't help it. I only tease the ones I like!0 -
I'm so gonna whoop you.0
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.....and enjoy even more that you selected the "Fruity Princess" flavour as the image.
FTW :drinker:0 -
Holy crap, it's the other side of your face!0
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"Whenever I'm looking to hit full on beast mode I grab a bottle of Fruity Princess and it's on!"0
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Spike energy drink would make Redline look like Juicy Juice0
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"Whenever I'm looking to hit full on beast mode I grab a bottle of Fruity Princess and it's on!"
This is some funny *kitten*0 -
Just gonna look away....no fruity princess for me. Thank you.0
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"Whenever I'm looking to hit full on beast mode I grab a bottle of Fruity Princess and it's on!"
is it wrong that i'm picturing the Power Puff Girls all Hulked out??0 -
Does it come in Super Hero or WWF flavors for the ladies?0
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