Dentist appointment today.... do I HAVE to brush my teeth ?

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  • k8blujay2
    k8blujay2 Posts: 4,941 Member
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    It makes me wonder if you wash your cockpocket before going to the gynecologist. Poor *kitten*.

    cockpocket is the greatest word I have ever read.

    Buahaha!! I was thinking the same thing :laugh:

    But in all honesty, brushing your teeth before hand makes sure they can get a good deep clean instead of just the surface.
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Of course... floss too!
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
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    Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,419 Member
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    Cockpocket.................................soon to be censored............................new vocabulary word until then.
  • wewon
    wewon Posts: 838 Member
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    Oh my garsh...for real. Just go delete the thread and change your screen name. Right now.

    :laugh:
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
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    If I clean up for the housekeeper's first visit, you should brush for your dentist.
  • her4g63
    her4g63 Posts: 284 Member
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    Coming from someone in Dental School to become an orthodontist: Yes! Brush your teeth before going in!
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.
  • Anomalia
    Anomalia Posts: 506 Member
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    I would so the dental assistant doesn't want to kick your *kitten*.
  • KeriAnn06
    KeriAnn06 Posts: 49 Member
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    This is just gross.. Of course you brush your teeth before the dentist :s
  • ashleydillinger
    ashleydillinger Posts: 18 Member
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    The dentist is going to do it for you anyway. Why waste your time? ;D
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
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    GREAT NEWS GUYS!

    Just got back from the dentist - NO CAVITIES!!!

    p.s. I spent about fifteen minutes scrubbing my mouth and flossing beforehand, mainly so I could get out of there quicker :)

    tumblr_mb7021FaAs1qmgfk4.jpg

    The big one is me and the little girl iz CAVITIES

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  • Kagami_Taiga
    Kagami_Taiga Posts: 124 Member
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    I brush and floss just before going to the dentist although if I hated my dentist or his assistants then I might skip it and let them play Dora the Explorer with my food bits.

    ^ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • BrianSharpe
    BrianSharpe Posts: 9,248 Member
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    :huh: I can't imagine why you'd even ask a question like this. Going to the dentist or not it's basic hygiene.....maybe I'm OCD but I brush after my mid morning coffee..........
  • taytaylynn3
    taytaylynn3 Posts: 601
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    EWW!
    Yes always brush your teeth before the dentist. You should really always brush your teeth before going out in public.
  • MsP90X
    MsP90X Posts: 1,053 Member
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    Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    OMG... these are the winning comments :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • myfitnessnmhoy
    myfitnessnmhoy Posts: 2,105 Member
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    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
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    Nah, I don't think you should. They're dentists. They've seen it all. I mean, just like going to the proctologist. Why wipe your *kitten* if they are going to be back there anyway? I'm sure they'd take care of that for you while they are there. Stand strong, don't brush your teeth.

    AHAHAHAHA. and the way they perform the procedure is the best. spread em wide.
  • med2017
    med2017 Posts: 192 Member
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    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

    have you not heard of vagina dentata??
  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
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    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

    Whether I should brush my sets of teeth*

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