Dentist appointment today.... do I HAVE to brush my teeth ?

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  • firstsip
    firstsip Posts: 8,399 Member
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

    have you not heard of vagina dentata??

    Dammit.
  • bonniecarbs
    bonniecarbs Posts: 446 Member
    I doubt if she is still reading our answers!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    This is the same question I ask myself before going to the gyno.

    Whether you should brush your teeth? :laugh:

    have you not heard of vagina dentata??

    What a wonderful phrase! Vagina dentata - ain't no passin' craaaaze ♪

    It means. ..... uh.......... for the rest of your daaaays!
  • _the_feniks_
    _the_feniks_ Posts: 3,412 Member
    Normally I would agree with the OP's logic. I dont make my bed because I'm just going to mess it up later. However, when I'm going to the urologist or proctologist, I at least clean the joint up first. So yes, you have to brush your teeth before the dentist.
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    I always clean them to my best ability. I don't want to go in there with yuk mouth and breathing dragon breath into the face of whoever is working on me.
  • hollyNhollywood
    hollyNhollywood Posts: 426 Member
    Hmm
    I also had a dentist appointment this morning.
    And I brushed and flossed and didn't even think of NOT doing so.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Hmm
    I also had a dentist appointment this morning.
    And I brushed and flossed and didn't even think of NOT doing so.

    When you say floss...are you referring to your thongs or like floss floss?
  • hollyNhollywood
    hollyNhollywood Posts: 426 Member

    It makes me wonder if you wash your cockpocket before going to the gynecologist. Poor *kitten*.

    cockpocket is the greatest word I have ever read.

    agree. very unique :laugh:
  • hollyNhollywood
    hollyNhollywood Posts: 426 Member
    Hmm
    I also had a dentist appointment this morning.
    And I brushed and flossed and didn't even think of NOT doing so.

    When you say floss...are you referring to your thongs or like floss floss?

    Well both of course. But I was only divulging the flossing between my teeth.

    And also, I used the floss that come in the form of those cool swords. Fun!!
  • sizzle92
    sizzle92 Posts: 1,015 Member
    Are you serious or kidding? I would hope that you would brush before your appointment!! If not out of enjoyment of clean teeth, at least so you don't gross out your hygienist while she picks your lunch or breakfast out your teeth.

    I'm being serious.

    You can't be. I refuse to believe people are that hygenically challenged.
  • GeneveSparkles
    GeneveSparkles Posts: 283 Member
    Haha, this reminds me of when I was a kid and my mom would pick me up mid-day from school for dentist appointments she would always bring a thermos of water, my toothbrush and paste and make me brush on the way to the dentist, she would pull over on the side of the road so I could swish and spit :bigsmile:
  • hungergames324
    hungergames324 Posts: 240 Member
    i brush extra well for the dentist.

    This.
  • fitsin10
    fitsin10 Posts: 141
    I would eat black licorice, then go and show them your pearly blacks, yuck, of course you brush your teeth before you go, ALWAYS! Twice a day if not more also.

    ( cockpocket...OMG! You made me pee )
  • dtreg35
    dtreg35 Posts: 93
    why even go to the dentist........jusst stay home

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