First world problems..

Dub_D

I don't get the Canadian HST cheque any more because my income is too high.

lnnptrck

FWP: my wireless headset is broken at my desk, so I actually have to pick up the phone from the receiver today. Life is so hard...


:-p

_VoV

My FWP is hating the expression 'first world problems.'

_Timmeh_

Siri will not tell me a joke.

Two iphones walk into a bar.....

TylerJ76

I bought 6 bottles of wine last night....my roommate drank 2 of them without telling me.
:mad: :mad:

oh HELL NO.....

Pretty expensive wine too.
I was pretty upset when I saw that she left the 2 empty bottles on the counter

Tell her they were pricy and that you expect any further bottles to be replaced. That'll keep your wine marginally safer, if she's not one of those insane moocher people with no sense of remorse.

She is.
I'm over it...going to talk to her about it when I get home.

Fat2Fit145

My boyfriends female 'friend' asked him to take her to a dinner, and he asked me if he could..... STEUPS....Hello NO!

castadiva

I'm worried about drinking too many calories (OJ, apple juice, tonic water, ginger beer, honey & lemon) while I've got a cold.

TylerJ76

my jeep keeps beeping at me because the window washer sensor is bad.

Heh.
Mine does that too!

TylerJ76

the printer is out of staples, so now i have to staple these packets together myself

Can't you just replace the staples?

Oddly enough, it actually takes ordering a cartridge of staples rather than using your regular, run-of-the-mill staples.

Then that is a FWP

PantalaNagaPampa

Whole foods did not have the cut of gras fed beef I wanted last night, so I had to go with a NY strip, rather than the Ribeye.

missytrishy

my damn acne keeps flaring up.

also my oven doesn't heat up fast enough. WHY does it take 45 minutes to get to 425 for my pizza?!

You might need to replace your element Not hard to do but will most likely fix your problem

Melolicious

Cause your oven doesn' want you to eat pizza!

Also check your thermostat - the stick looking thingy at the back and make sure it hasn't broke off.

PantalaNagaPampa

my undies keep riding up my butt.

Lucky undies... :noway:

redfroggie

Just put a new screen protector on the iPhone and there's a bubble...

Kckgirl

I was interrupted when making a cup of coffee and lost track while measuring, so don't know if I used 3 or 4 tablespoons of fat free half and half. My food diary might be off by 10 calories!

Allie_71

I hit 'send' thirty seconds ago and they didn't get my email yet.

monikainrio

sitting in a third world country and smiling on first world problems :bigsmile:

SavageFeast

What I thought was a White Chocolate Macadamia Luna bar (my fave!) in my desk turned out to be a Vanilla Almond Luna bar (my second fave).

FML.

ldrosophila

LOL this is a fun thread! Yeah when I worked in Nigeria they dont quite have the same problems we do. It was like real life and death problems there, but whatever! It's all about me and how cute my mani-pedi looks!

Anyways, this town I live in is so rual that I'm roaming with my Sprint service and the nearest Starbucks is an hour away!!!

LoveleeB

I hate my job but seem to be "overqualified" for the ones I am applying for because I have a master's degree. :indifferent:

CyclngChick

digitalbill

My duel monitors are slightly different sizes so when I move a window from one monitor to the other, I have to resize it.

BamsieEkhaya

first world problem - deciding which phone to get - Iphone5 because I can, Galaxy Note - because its bigger ...decisions decisions

PantalaNagaPampa

Yesterday my gorgeous wife (5'11" with D-cups) who is also 15 years younger than me, got up, put on her tiny silk robe that barely covers her bottom, and cooked up bacon and eggs for me, but but but but... that lead to a pre work quicky that made me 15 minutes late for work, so I did not get my starbucks before getting into work... FML

maab_connor

*just overheard from cubby cohort* my kids hate the school lunch, so now i have to pack them lunch, rather than give them money.

digitalbill

This morning I made my daughter cereal and I have her a plastic spoon instead of a metal one.
She looked at me and said "Really Dad? a picnic spoon?"
I looked at has and said "There are people in Somolia that would kick your little butt for that plastic spoon."

-First world problems

myofibril

I have a carb intolerance.

SofaKingRad

lachesissss

Im wearing a belt to keep my britches up because I'm losing weight, but I'm too cheap to buy new pants.

bcf7683

My living room is full of clothes that are too big for me, which friends said they wanted, but never picked up.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^THIS^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

My boyfriend is getting closer and closer to throwing them away every day.