Pop Tarts have chemicals that could kill you instantly
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I haven't experienced any of these symptoms, but I have had an erection lasting for 4 hours or longer. IS this normal?Anyone else on the Pop Tart Cleanse(tm) experiencing hallucinations, pregnancy in men and/or temporary death?
If this doesn't improve I'm calling my Chinese herbalist next week0 -
I put windex on everything anyways -(isn't that how you eat clean?) so I will just add blueberry poptarts on the list of things that do not require this process.0
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I always knew this.. I clean all the glass in my house by smashing blueberry pop tarts against them, then wiping them clean with a paper towel. Streak Free!!!!!0
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I haven't experienced any of these symptoms, but I have had an erection lasting for 4 hours or longer. IS this normal?
No but take advantage of that while you can0 -
So eating Pop Tarts will help get rid of skid marks...0
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Anyone else on the Pop Tart Cleanse(tm) experiencing hallucinations, pregnancy in men and/or temporary death?
If this doesn't improve I'm calling my Chinese herbalist next week
Is that the same as homeopathy? or is it some other quackery0 -
Windex can be logged as water but only if you wash your butt with it first.0
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100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
Actually, 100% of all people will die, regardless of what they eat! I don't care what's in them...if I see one, I'll eat it. I like to live dangerously...cuz that's how I roll.
No joke gets by this guy
He's like a Joke Dreamcatcher
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Yes that is right, and while my research is top secret at the moment I can tell you that a man by the name of Arnius is finalizing the report. He is a man that has been addicted to pop tarts and after working out suffered a massive stroke. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
If you put enough butter on them it protects you though. ;-)
Not butter, it must be fat-free margarine spread.0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
Actually, 100% of all people will die, regardless of what they eat! I don't care what's in them...if I see one, I'll eat it. I like to live dangerously...cuz that's how I roll.
Now this made my day
No joke gets by this guy
He's like a Joke Dreamcatcher0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
REALLY??? :noway: :noway:
And this whole time I thought I was doing good adding more fruit to my lunches at work!!!
Awww...crap!!
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You know, the shock-and-awe propaganda always amuses me. Why do people honestly believe that marketers would put deadly, toxic, caustic, carcinogenic, or other chemicals in food?
THEY WANT YOU TO BUY MORE PRODUCT!
If they poison you, then you will either:
A) Die! And not buy more product
or
Somehow link said poisoning and subsequent adverse affects back to them and SUE THE **** out of them!
Why do people never use their brains????? :noway:
Apparently you are one of the people not "using your brain". Award granted for most ignorant comment. I get the humour of this thread, sort of, but I'm glad I don't live in a bubble of unawareness and/or apathy.0 -
I thoughtbjust yhe pips ?Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?0 -
I always wondered why the toilet looked so sparkly clean after I purged that carton of poptarts I binged on.0
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Well I have always know that french fries are made of sawdust!0
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Almonds & sweet apricot kernels are seeds, both contain cyanide, both of which I'll happily munch by the handful, thanks! :bigsmile:Apples have cyanide in them AHHHHHHH no apples!! Just because they have common ingredient does not mean that they are the same. Do you know how many poisons contain the evil dreaded water?
Cyanide is actually in the seeds, not sure how many people like the munch on apple seeds though :P0 -
Imagine all the contamination in the air... everyone hold their breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I haven't experienced any of these symptoms, but I have had an erection lasting for 4 hours or longer. IS this normal?Anyone else on the Pop Tart Cleanse(tm) experiencing hallucinations, pregnancy in men and/or temporary death?
If this doesn't improve I'm calling my Chinese herbalist next week
As long as you and your partner are enjoying it
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Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts
I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
fake as can be. Your son is quite safe. That is unless the FDA hasn't heard of it, or has a threat against humanity0 -
YAAAAHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the best news I've gotten all week!
Doctor ordered a colon cleanse for me on Monday, today I learn I can get that with Blueberry pop tarts!
On Tuesday, my sons' put a hole in the hallway door and my husband comes home tomorrow ... SOLUTION? Blueberry poptarts!
Wednesday my windshield was splattered with debris from a fertilizer (manure) truck. I tried to use the wipers but made it worse. Now I realize I should have used Blueberry pop tarts!
Had to figure out to make the last roll of toilet paper last until payday and now I hear that Blueberry pop tarts; along with all of the other amazing things it can do, will not only fill my children's bellies but will keep them clean til payday!
Thank so much!!! I am off to the store to purchase as many Blueberry Pop Tarts as I can before word gets out and they're all gone!
<jumps in air and clicks heels in excitement>0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
REALLY??? :noway: :noway:
And this whole time I thought I was doing good adding more fruit to my lunches at work!!!
Awww...crap!!
Is that your post workout meal? LOL0 -
100% of people who eat pop tarts are either dead or are going to die
True story
REALLY??? :noway: :noway:
And this whole time I thought I was doing good adding more fruit to my lunches at work!!!
Awww...crap!!
Is that your post workout meal? LOL
It's what the Olympic athletes eat...says so on the package.0 -
LOL. These comments are hilarious. I guess I better start working on a will.0
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So thanks for the idea for my X-mas gag gift for the work party this year. Maybe the boss will pick my gift. :happy:0
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Wait...so that's how they make the filling blue?! WINDEX?0
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Please, please tell me that if you string enough pop tarts together and bounce the sun off them, you create some chemical-toaster death ray of pop tart greatness!0
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Is this for real? because my son loves loves loves his pop tarts I'm officially freaked out!
I know they're not the best for you and contain more sugar than a donut.. (took this two day nutrition class and the lady teaching it said that) but I didn't think they were that crazy ridiculously bad for ya
l'm very gulliable so dont mess with me ahah
Damn, I spent 4 years getting a Food Science degree and I could have done the same thing with a two day nutrition class.. who knew... man I got screwed.0 -
I had heard Pop Tarts were developed by NASA as heat shield tiles for the Space Shuttle.0
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Yes that is right, and while my research is top secret at the moment I can tell you that a man by the name of Arnius is finalizing the report. He is a man that has been addicted to pop tarts and after working out suffered a massive stroke. He suffered and stroked badly for quite some time. Stroked so bad that his right arm got sore.
Few chemicals found in blueberry pop tarts:
1. windex
2. lighter fluid extract (don't confuse it with lighter fluid)
3. same chemicals found in drywall (now you know why it tastes like drywall)
Well I won't be discussed any further flavors at this moment due to privacy of our research but I will be happy to provide the chemicals inside your favorite pop tart. There is a pop tart that has crystal meth and you won't believe which one it is. It is actually the blueberry one in fact.
If you put enough butter on them it protects you though. ;-)
You need to bacon up that butter if you want real protection.0 -
My mom went through a 3 month phase where all she ate was blueberry pop tarts and nothing else. She must be immune.0
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