just came to a startling revelation...

taylor5877
taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
edited January 1 in Chit-Chat
The last time I showered was yesterday morning and I've not changed underwear since. I've been thru college, so that in and of itself is not a big deal.

However, the under wear I'm wearing were from some I just had laying in my truck by my work clothes. Yesterday when i got home I realized I'd left my clean socks and underwear that I gotten for after I workout (workout at 6 AM then went to work).

So I'm wearing 2 day old underwear that had been left in my truck and were likely dirty. And now that I think about it, those were the underwear in my sit on top kayak the last time I took it out fishing...

I think I'm gonna go throw up now.
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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    Now that, could be a problem.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    10/10

    Would read again.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    10/10

    Would read again.

    touche? or thanks?
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    10/10

    Would read again.

    This.
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    Sir, I am curious...how exactly did you become aware of said revelation?
  • XXXMinnieXXX
    XXXMinnieXXX Posts: 3,459 Member
    Ick! :sick:
  • hamncheese67
    hamncheese67 Posts: 1,715 Member
    Uh, thanks for sharing?
  • GretchenReine
    GretchenReine Posts: 1,374 Member


    I think I'm gonna go throw up now.

    Me too!!!
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    I think it would be for the best to skip the washing machine and go ahead and toss those when you get home. Just to be safe!
  • Diary_Queen
    Diary_Queen Posts: 1,314 Member
    Well, now your junk's gonna rot off and you'll have to get a robo penis.

    Hmmmm, wait... that might not be so bad....
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    maybe you should throw up into your underwear. would make that revelation even MORE startling...
  • Chief_Rocka
    Chief_Rocka Posts: 4,710 Member
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  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    Ok.... I guess thanks for sharing? Now that I'm not married anymore I don't hear this nastiness anymore, so thanks for filling that void. I too will go vomit now.... :sick:
  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
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  • dittmarml
    dittmarml Posts: 351 Member
    I think it would be for the best to skip the washing machine and go ahead and toss those when you get home. Just to be safe!

    Toss? Or toss the shorts...?

    I'm thinking both.
  • TheCaren
    TheCaren Posts: 894 Member
    Did you at least turn them inside out for the second wearing? LOL

    I'm thinking hop a shower with the chonies on. Those bad boys are gonna need some serious laundering... :)
  • rsethridge
    rsethridge Posts: 13 Member
    Thanks! Needed a giggle. I have 2 boys at home that refuse almost on a daily basis to put on clean underwear! That is of course until I start counting.... hahaha!
  • StarIsMoving
    StarIsMoving Posts: 437
    So did the smell give it away? LOL!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I guess your new nickname is Krusty the Clown.
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    The last time I showered was yesterday morning and I've not changed underwear since. I've been thru college, so that in and of itself is not a big deal.

    However, the under wear I'm wearing were from some I just had laying in my truck by my work clothes. Yesterday when i got home I realized I'd left my clean socks and underwear that I gotten for after I workout (workout at 6 AM then went to work).

    So I'm wearing 2 day old underwear that had been left in my truck and were likely dirty. And now that I think about it, those were the underwear in my sit on top kayak the last time I took it out fishing...

    I think I'm gonna go throw up now.

    Well today is the day for underwear threads! There's already a 'what type of undies do you wear' thread, 'thong thursday' thread and something about being 'offended by thong thursday thread'. So you're right in line with the theme of the day:bigsmile:
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    You win for TMI Thursday!
  • exWHYzee1337
    exWHYzee1337 Posts: 96
    I think it would be for the best to skip the washing machine and go ahead and toss those when you get home. Just to be safe!

    haha I agree!!
  • alicia0416
    alicia0416 Posts: 274 Member
    That is the funniest thing I have heard/read in a LONG LONG time...
  • meadowmail77
    meadowmail77 Posts: 64 Member
    Run to the restroom. Take them off. Throw them away. Go commando. Much better than dirty icky days old underwear.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    ok.
  • zachatta
    zachatta Posts: 1,340 Member
    OP, you did flip them inside out right?

    Problem solved.
  • BeingAwesome247
    BeingAwesome247 Posts: 1,171 Member
    COMMANDO!!! :smokin:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    I think it would be for the best to skip the washing machine and go ahead and toss those when you get home. Just to be safe!

    Why did I just get a mental picture of those undies shattering to a million pieces as he tosses them out the truck window?
  • BetterCrazyThanLazy
    BetterCrazyThanLazy Posts: 336
    They must be all nice and crispy right now! Gawk! :tongue:
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