just came to a startling revelation...

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  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    LINE UP LADIES!!! You don't find a gem like this everyday! Don't let him get away!
  • BetterCrazyThanLazy
    BetterCrazyThanLazy Posts: 336
    I think it would be for the best to skip the washing machine and go ahead and toss those when you get home. Just to be safe!

    Why did I just get a mental picture of those undies shattering to a million pieces as he tosses them out the truck window?

    LMAO!!! That's what I was thinking!!!
  • mlwatts2
    mlwatts2 Posts: 244 Member
    Oh my am I supposed to be confused or disgusted???
  • xLexa
    xLexa Posts: 482 Member
    Was this the MFP version of a Frape?
  • laura_lynn66
    laura_lynn66 Posts: 175
    So did your underwear and socks walk home on their own?
  • TheKitsune6
    TheKitsune6 Posts: 5,798 Member
    Welcome to the internet - where people share things with strangers they would otherwise keep to themselves or a couple close friends.

    There are downsides to an open culture... but at least it's funny?
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    So did your underwear and socks walk home on their own?
    I'd left them on my living room chair where I'd set my clothes to take to the gym before eating breakfast.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
    OP, you did flip them inside out right?

    Problem solved.

    /end thread
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I call bullsh!t on this being a startling revelation.

    I think you did this on purpose.
  • mommy2AR
    mommy2AR Posts: 2,796 Member
    well I am sure the smell gave it away... or possibly the rash it gave you? this is slightly disturbing and very funny :laugh:
  • angelalf1979
    angelalf1979 Posts: 244 Member
    This is in fact, startling... :sick:
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Is it weird that I have read this like 5x?
  • emmy3111
    emmy3111 Posts: 482 Member
    bahahaha!!!!


    You're gross.
  • KatKisses
    KatKisses Posts: 296 Member
    you stink! :bigsmile:
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    cool-starry-bra_large.jpg

    :laugh: THIS is exactly what popped into my head after reading this. emot-hfive.gif
  • gauchogirl
    gauchogirl Posts: 467 Member
    Drive safely in the mean time. You know according to mothers everywhere you're guaranteed to get in an accident.
  • rossi02
    rossi02 Posts: 549 Member
    I think it would be for the best to skip the washing machine and go ahead and toss those when you get home. Just to be safe!

    Why did I just get a mental picture of those undies shattering to a million pieces as he tosses them out the truck window?

    LMAO!!! That's what I was thinking!!!

    HAHAH.. that, or they melt into some toxic mush before hitting the ground!
  • twiglips
    twiglips Posts: 136 Member
    I had to giggle at this, even more so when I saw your profile pic and you're wearing A&M. LOL


    Boomer Sooner! :love:
  • chubbygirl253
    chubbygirl253 Posts: 1,309 Member
    just wondering what having been through college has to do with your undies situation
  • fit921
    fit921 Posts: 92 Member
    You bring new meaning to the term "swamp *kitten*"
  • laura_lynn66
    laura_lynn66 Posts: 175
    Is it weird that I have read this like 5x?

    I know..it's like looking at a car accident, but with different tread marks..yep, I said it
  • jenluvsushi
    jenluvsushi Posts: 933 Member
    that is so freaking hot!!!!
    said no one EVER!
  • Kimdbro
    Kimdbro Posts: 922 Member
    tiny consolation.... at least the originating spot was from your sit on top kayak instead of a sit in whitewater kayak, under neoprene shorts, on a 90 degree day, after playing in a hole for 4 hours, found in bag three days later and worn for next adventure..... although your revelation would have been made far earlier, as nothing quite cuts the air as the aroma left in a pair of undies after that scenario. I have done this. No one would sit beside me in the van. :cry:
  • SVCat
    SVCat Posts: 1,483 Member
    just wondering what having been through college has to do with your undies situation

    Furthermore, who wears undies while on a kayak? Everyone knows you're supposed to go commando when on a kayak.
  • taylor5877
    taylor5877 Posts: 1,792 Member
    The kayak trip was from 2 months ago, so they've had time to sun dry....
  • RunIntheMud
    RunIntheMud Posts: 2,645 Member
    The kayak trip was from 2 months ago, so they've had time to sun dry....

    OMG.....that just made me projectile vomit at my cubicle....
  • Lift_hard_eat_big
    Lift_hard_eat_big Posts: 2,278 Member
    I'd rather roll commando than wear dirty draws!!!
  • scs143
    scs143 Posts: 2,190 Member
    I think you effectively have gotten anyone who has read this to think of your junk in the worst possible manner.

    Congrats. If you weren't on here for just fitness, you now are.
  • TylerJ76
    TylerJ76 Posts: 4,375 Member
    Is it weird that I have read this like 5x?

    I know..it's like looking at a car accident, but with different tread marks..yep, I said it

    Line crossed.
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    So did the smell give it away? LOL!

    I am thinking that or the crunching sound maybe?? lol
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