Use Your Best Pick Up Line on Person Above You

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  • dragonflyleigh
    dragonflyleigh Posts: 2
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    •Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
  • dumbbanana
    dumbbanana Posts: 138
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    If you were a boogar, I'd pick you.
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
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    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    How's this one?

    No this is a lot worse...I feel offended... ha ha ha


    don't be offended ....lets pick up some guys and go have some fun!
    \


    Ha ha ha...No picking up guys for me...Married woman.....

    @hope..
    That wedding ring looks a little tight. Does it come off?
  • ReesesPuffs
    ReesesPuffs Posts: 169
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    "Hi, I lost my phone number, can i borrow yours?"

    That worked once,

    also

    "dayum you have sexy shoulders"

    drunk at the time, obviously but it could have worked
  • hooperkay
    hooperkay Posts: 463 Member
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    lol @reesepuffs---- I was at bar and I was wearing low cut shirt (kinda have big boobs).Drunk guy comes up, knew he was gonna say some kinda line. Stops stares right at boobs and says "Damn, boobs, nice" . I couldn't help but laugh. I bought the guy a drink. Funny does work, if it's not intended.
  • ethansmug
    ethansmug Posts: 159 Member
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    Hi, my name is Woody and right now it just so happens that you are giving me one.



    I have never actually used this line, but it's my goal...I figure it will be my reward for losing 100 Lbs LOL
  • calichica35
    calichica35 Posts: 229 Member
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    @ethan. You seem like someone with excellent parenting skills...wanna start trying? :smokin: :smokin: :smokin:

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