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Negative calorie pie

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    The only way I'm getting negative calories eating pie is if it's something my girlfriend has to offer.

    Feel free to let me know if she's busy.

    You both can come over to my house for pie. We can split it 3-ways *wink*

    That's a lot of pie to handle.
  • opus649
    opus649 Posts: 633 Member
    Negative calories? I haven't laughed that hard in awhile.

    http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/celery.asp

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermic_effect_of_food
  • drmerc
    drmerc Posts: 2,603 Member
    Wait, so do I need to sprinkle some Sensa on it?
    '

    That would help enhance the flavors
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    The only way I'm getting negative calories eating pie is if it's something my girlfriend has to offer.

    Feel free to let me know if she's busy.

    You both can come over to my house for pie. We can split it 3-ways *wink*

    That's a lot of pie to handle.

    Any other takers? Apparently 7 is the magic number..
  • cthon98
    cthon98 Posts: 19
    There's not actually any such thing as a "negative calorie food" - not even raw celery, however as this topic seems to at least be partially joking, I'm sure you knew that already.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_calorie_food

    Also, in my experience, as well as extensive and well documented testing, aspartame and other similar sweeteners are safe for human consumption. There are horror stories cooked up by people who don't like them and who don't know anything about them, but those are just falsehoods.
  • clarkeje1
    clarkeje1 Posts: 1,626 Member
    The only way I'm getting negative calories eating pie is if it's something my girlfriend has to offer.

    Like! lol
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    The only way I'm getting negative calories eating pie is if it's something my girlfriend has to offer.

    Feel free to let me know if she's busy.

    You both can come over to my house for pie. We can split it 3-ways *wink*

    That's a lot of pie to handle.

    Any other takers? Apparently 7 is the magic number..

    The more the merrier ?
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    It's a calorie with a terrible attitude that is mean to people on MFP probably because it has low self esteem

    This just made me exceedingly giggly.
  • tidetevo
    tidetevo Posts: 45 Member
    What is Fake Butter ?
  • relucas81
    relucas81 Posts: 76
    I was wanting a negative calorie peanut butter chocolate pie though
  • la_faerie
    la_faerie Posts: 53
    Wow fun fact for everyone negative calories don't exist you're welcome
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    What is Fake Butter ?

    I think it's a combination of aggression and self pity.
  • mcrowe1016
    mcrowe1016 Posts: 647 Member
    Wow fun fact for everyone negative calories don't exist you're welcome

    They kind of exist, however because MFP already includes calories for chewing and digestion in your daily allowance, they do not work in relation to this program.
  • tidetevo
    tidetevo Posts: 45 Member
    lolll :laugh: I'm really want to know
  • mustgetmuscles1
    mustgetmuscles1 Posts: 3,346 Member
    I was wanting a negative calorie peanut butter chocolate pie though

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    Chocolate_syrup-main.jpg
  • StephanieEmpson
    StephanieEmpson Posts: 170
    Doesn't sound very good to me. There is no such thing as neg calorie food, as told to me by a nutritionist. :drinker:
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Wow fun fact for everyone negative calories don't exist you're welcome

    fun fact for you. sarcasm exists.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Wow fun fact for everyone negative calories don't exist you're welcome

    fun fact for you. sarcasm exists.

    True story.
  • MoreBean13
    MoreBean13 Posts: 8,701 Member
    I was wanting a negative calorie peanut butter chocolate pie though

    41KpvpDS2EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    Chocolate_syrup-main.jpg

    BRAND HAS FARM IN THE NAME.
    MUST BE 'NATURAL'.
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    The only way I'm getting negative calories eating pie is if it's something my girlfriend has to offer.

    Feel free to let me know if she's busy.

    You both can come over to my house for pie. We can split it 3-ways *wink*

    That's a lot of pie to handle.

    Any other takers? Apparently 7 is the magic number..
    Am I too late??
  • Wenchilada
    Wenchilada Posts: 472 Member
    I was wanting a negative calorie peanut butter chocolate pie though

    41KpvpDS2EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    Chocolate_syrup-main.jpg

    Admittedly, I've never tried any of their products, but their mere existence makes me sad in so many ways. Sad for tastebuds, sad for humanity, sad for logic...
  • ihateroses
    ihateroses Posts: 893 Member
    Nothing sounds tastier than aspertane......mmmm aspertanneeeee.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    Any other takers? Apparently 7 is the magic number..
    Am I too late??

    Hell no!
  • mensasu
    mensasu Posts: 355 Member
    I was wanting a negative calorie peanut butter chocolate pie though

    41KpvpDS2EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    Chocolate_syrup-main.jpg

    I didn't believe these so I looked it up. Wow they really exist .... but I really don't want to eat fake food even if it is zero calories.
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    Any other takers? Apparently 7 is the magic number..
    Am I too late??

    Hell no!
    YAY!
  • Krys_140
    Krys_140 Posts: 648 Member
    I was wanting a negative calorie peanut butter chocolate pie though

    41KpvpDS2EL._SL500_AA300_.jpg
    Chocolate_syrup-main.jpg

    I didn't believe these so I looked it up. Wow they really exist .... but I really don't want to eat fake food even if it is zero calories.
    Back before I got smarter about losing weight, I bought the chocolate sauce. It actually tasted pretty good in milk, but was almost flaky. Really weird. Definitely not chocolate sauce, and I definitely would not have put it on ice cream. I ended up throwing it out, and buying Hershey's again. Yum.
  • greasygriddle_wechnage
    greasygriddle_wechnage Posts: 246 Member
    Wait, so do I need to sprinkle some Sensa on it?


    WINNING!!! :smokin: :glasses:
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