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  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Isnt douche canoe batman? Does he have the cookies?
    Did you know my youngest son's name is Douche Canoe Batman? What are the odds?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Isnt douche canoe batman? Does he have the cookies?
    That will teach me. Do you think I spent too much money on those speed reading lessons?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Do you think those little Girl Scout beotches will be knocking on your door soon?
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Do you know we dont get them knocking on our door
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Wow, did I fail that or what?

    do you see me headed off to bed feeling sad and dejected?

    is this what a broken heart feels like?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    do you think one cookie would hurt after my workout?

    Don't you think 1 cookie would cancle out a 10 min workout?
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    Do you need some glue for that broken heart?
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    do you think one cookie would hurt after my workout?

    Don't you think 1 cookie would cancle out a 10 mins workout?

    Damn you are right. Could I save it for a day that I need to eat more?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    How can you mend a broken heart?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Wow, did I fail that or what?

    do you see me headed off to bed feeling sad and dejected?

    is this what a broken heart feels like?
    Will you ever forgive me? I am not the brightest crayon in the box.
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    20140422_7997_thumb.jpg

    Is it just me, or does Greg's picture look like it should have the caption, "Who has two thumbs and kicks massive *kitten*... Thiissss guy...?"
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    How can you mend a broken heart?
    Duct tape?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    20140422_7997_thumb.jpg

    Is it just me, or does Greg's picture look like it should have the caption, "Who has two thumbs and kicks massive *kitten*... Thiissss guy...?"

    Can I totally agree with this?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    And how is your cookie tonight Monica?

    Would you like to be the filling in the middle of this cookie?

    sandwich_zps73c672e4.jpg
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I be the filling?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Can I be the filling?
    Should you not first be filled?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Can I bite your traps?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Can I be the filling?

    You're my wife, right? Shouldn't you get first dibs?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    You're my wife, right? Shouldn't you get first dibs?
    WTF? She deletes me and cheats on me, all in the same day??
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Can I film this?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is that a no? :frown:
  • Kev_witchcity
    Kev_witchcity Posts: 321
    And how is your cookie tonight Monica?

    Would you like to be the filling in the middle of this cookie?

    sandwich_zps73c672e4.jpg

    yes please, now when?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Would you like to know what you can bite?
  • Terasome
    Terasome Posts: 3,808 Member
    well...................................................what are you offering?

    toes? ears? fingers?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Can I film this?

    Will you make sure to get our "good sides?"
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Did you know all your sides are good?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    yes please, now when?

    She may be busy playing tennis at the moment, can I get back to you with possible dates and times?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Did you know all your sides are good?

    How sweet are you?
  • rompers16
    rompers16 Posts: 5,404 Member
    Do you know, not as sweet as people might think?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    Do you know, not as sweet as people might think?

    Don't you think that's why we get along so well?
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