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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Did you know I just chowed down a lasagna lean cuisine meal with some raw sugar snap peas and baby carrots on the side?
    What no egg whites? Protein shake? Vending machine?

    Do you know I go through about a dozen egg whites in a week? not a day? lol :noway:
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is your day turning around yet?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Guess who wrapped-up an entire divorce, that included 2 children, 2 homes, 3 cars and a boat, in less that 45 minutes?
  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    Guess who wrapped-up an entire divorce, that included 2 children, 2 homes, 3 cars and a boat, in less that 45 minutes?

    you got all of that for a fee?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Guess who wrapped-up an entire divorce, that included 2 children, 2 homes, 3 cars and a boat, in less that 45 minutes?

    Thank you! So I am free to start dating now?
  • gitanagirl
    gitanagirl Posts: 207 Member
    is 45 minutes a record?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Did you know I am first in line to date Dawn?
  • mjpTennis
    mjpTennis Posts: 6,165 Member
    Guess who wrapped-up an entire divorce, that included 2 children, 2 homes, 3 cars and a boat, in less that 45 minutes?
    Sounds like the Bundy's....Love and Marriage?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I am first in line to date Dawn?

    There is a line?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Guess who wrapped-up an entire divorce, that included 2 children, 2 homes, 3 cars and a boat, in less that 45 minutes?

    Thank you! So I am free to start dating now?
    Think that would be conflict of interest?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    is 45 minutes a record?
    Should I check? Actually, I don't have to. My record is 15 minutes, $85,000 settlement on a car wreck.
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Has conflict ever scared you before?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Did you know I am first in line to date Dawn?
    You think that's a line? You're simply staring at my lats.
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Has conflict ever scared you before?
    No. Does that make me a bad person?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Guess who wrapped-up an entire divorce, that included 2 children, 2 homes, 3 cars and a boat, in less that 45 minutes?
    Sounds like the Bundy's....Love and Marriage?
    Did you know that the litigants in question made Al and Peg look like Ward and June Cleaver?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Dawn is it Lats you want or Laughter?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Dawn is it Lats you want or Laughter?
    Are you saying I'm not funny??
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Is all of the above an option?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Isn't it obvious I am funnier?
  • MissyJessy
    MissyJessy Posts: 1,279 Member
    has this become the dawn fan club thread?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    Isn't it obvious I am funnier?
    Maybe. What planet do you live on again?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    What is it about guys that want to date girls that can easily kick their *kitten*? :smile:
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    You guys ever heard of the Planet IamfunnierthanBane?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    has this become the dawn fan club thread?

    Did you know Bane will be available once he gives up his pipe dream of ousting me from atop of the Dawn Fan Club?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    You guys ever heard of the Planet IamfunnierthanBane?

    :laugh: Can I say that made me laugh?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Did you know I am still laughing at that?
  • gitanagirl
    gitanagirl Posts: 207 Member
    is 45 minutes a record?
    Should I check? Actually, I don't have to. My record is 15 minutes, $85,000 settlement on a car wreck.

    wow, can you be my lawyer?
  • Bane_
    Bane_ Posts: 522
    @Dawn... Really????
    @Gita... You know I'm not cheap, right?
  • mtpayne5
    mtpayne5 Posts: 350 Member
    Is it weird that I just read Bane's profile and am very impressed?
  • gitanagirl
    gitanagirl Posts: 207 Member
    @Dawn... Really????
    @Gita... You know I'm not cheap, right?

    thats okay, I can always Hock my collection of silver dimes. can't I?
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