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  • bigphatcat
    bigphatcat Posts: 7,843 Member
    anyone else excited about tomorrow?
  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    What is a boysenberry?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    So work pulls me away and I walk back in to find Sheila on top of Michael, and the whole place smells like boysenberry crayon farts? Seriously? Can I get a do-over?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    What is a boysenberry?

    It's a cross between a European Raspberry and a common blackberry. Doesn't that sound delish?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    So work pulls me away and I walk back in to find Sheila on top of Michael, and the whole place smells like boysenberry crayon farts? Seriously? Can I get a do-over?

    don't you know how grand it is to be on top of Michael? However, his boysenberry farts have go to go!! :laugh:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    anyone else excited about tomorrow?

    It's not much fun without the little one, is it?

    My oldest is14 and he justs wants to go to the haunted house (which will consist of a trip to Nashville this weekend because we have been to all the ones around here...Yay me!!)

    I will dress in the traditional black and orange for tomorrow.
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    don't you know how grand it is to be on top of Michael? However, his boysenberry farts have go to go!! :laugh:

    Do you want to trade stories? :wink:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Doesn't that sound like fun?

    May I add the farts smell nice, but they are distracting, ya know?
  • PomegranatePriestess
    PomegranatePriestess Posts: 2,455 Member
    I just can't get over how many times I've left the thread, only to come back and the topic has turned to farts -- don't you guys have better things to discuss? :laugh:
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    You would think, huh?
  • zippo32
    zippo32 Posts: 1,407 Member
    What color is the sky in your world?
  • DawnVanSlim
    DawnVanSlim Posts: 10,468 Member
    Wouldn't that depend if I just dropped acid or not?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Why would you not? Wouldn't that be the best way to see a boysenberry fart?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    You are on a roll today, are you not?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Yes I am?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Did someone fart in here?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is that... *sniff*... eggs?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Eggs? Shouldn't it smell like crayons?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    How would I really know? Do you think I should go back and read all that I missed? Will you not take me now?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    How could I refuse?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is Elvis coming out for Holloween?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    Would you believe that I'm not doing anything for H'ween this year?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Don't you know it's weird not to do anything for halloween? why do your farts smell like crayons?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    You don't want any treats?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    It's not a fart, it's the intestine blowing you a kiss

    How funny is that?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Where have you been Mandi?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Do you think it better if it used a mint?

    Work is such a distraction some days, Shiela... will you ever forgive me?
  • WhiskeyCity
    WhiskeyCity Posts: 711 Member
    I get treats from my kid's bags under the guise of "inspecting for razorblades"; don't you do that?
  • Icelandic_Saga
    Icelandic_Saga Posts: 2,926 Member
    Is that what happened to all my candy as a child?
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
    Yes I completely understand dear. Just want you to know you are missed.

    There is a nasty smell in the air here, and would you believe some of the ladies blamed me for it because they saw I had beans for lunch? I swear it was not me this time.
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