Dear Coworker - please go away!

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  • MonicaLee92
    MonicaLee92 Posts: 222
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    Dolphins do rape people, I learned this recently and it made me slightly be scared of them haha

    I have a VERY annoying coworker as well. She just talks non stop all day. She trys fixing things that don't need to be fixed. She's also very two faced. We all don't like her.
  • cheshirequeen
    cheshirequeen Posts: 1,324 Member
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    I have a co-worker that started calling me after 10 pm with questions about work (knowing full well my son and I go to bed at 9 pm). Ignoring the calls didn't work!

    So...I began returning her calls at 4 am when I wake up. There was a certain satisfaction in this:smile:

    She finally stopped!! Sometimes shoving it right back in their face is the only thing that will work.

    brilliant
    couldnt stop laughing
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    I have a coworker that's passive aggressive


    for the win

    I'm glad someone else recognized the goodness of that post.
  • Dub_D
    Dub_D Posts: 1,760 Member
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    So did it work? Did this post make them go away?
  • digitalbill
    digitalbill Posts: 1,410 Member
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    Dear Coworker,

    It is your lunch break, why are you using the copier? Shouldn't you be eating lunch? Why have you been standing at the copier for 20 minutes? Why are you constantly hitting buttons the entire time? They make the most irritating beeping noise. I see you all day, and lunch is the only time to get away from you, but yet I am unable to because you are standing by me!

    Why do you constantly wear Hawaiian shirts to work? They are not "dressy." Why do you constantly blast bad 80's music all day from 8am - 4pm? Why do you have to lock my office door every end of the work shirt, when I am capable of locking it myself? Why do you always end up behind me when we are coming to work and leaving work (stalker!)? Why do you come into my office before my shift starts and start asking me questions? Why do you have to snap your fingers every time you walk?

    Honestly, this is the only reason I hate my job...
    Hey.. I wear either Hawaiian shirts or Cuban shirts to work almost every day. (unless we have visitors).
    Although I am polite enough to wear headphones.
  • Briteblu
    Briteblu Posts: 71
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    hahaha I love that my post turned into dolphins and rape.

    It was already kind of about rape.

    It was lol?!?!:huh:
  • Briteblu
    Briteblu Posts: 71
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    ... Why do you constantly blast bad 80's music...

    Wait, there's BAD 80s music??? :noway:

    Yeah I dont remember any bad music either... hmmm
  • Briteblu
    Briteblu Posts: 71
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    OP... I think he likes you. Just a guess
  • SomeoneSomeplace
    SomeoneSomeplace Posts: 1,094 Member
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    My coworker spends the entire day trying to convince me to sleep with him and making awkward come on's and propositions. He says things like "Give a black man a chance" and "I'll be real gentle" and "I just wanna get on that body"

    How does one respond to that? lol
  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    This is one of my co-workers

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    Haaaaaaaaah!!! Oh I'm sorry... Haaaah. :laugh: The Hyena..

    Mine is Shrek...
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
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    Dolphins do rape people, I learned this recently and it made me slightly be scared of them haha

    I have a VERY annoying coworker as well. She just talks non stop all day. She trys fixing things that don't need to be fixed. She's also very two faced. We all don't like her.

    "There are a few instances of dolphins sort of sexually harassing humans (much like dogs occasionally do), but as far as a spreading scourge of murderous, raping dolphins--eh, not so much."

    From this website... http://www.beatricebiologist.com/2011/06/dolphin-sexual-harassment.html

    Again, Dolphins DO NOT RAPE HUMANS.

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  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
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    My coworker spends the entire day trying to convince me to sleep with him and making awkward come on's and propositions. He says things like "Give a black man a chance" and "I'll be real gentle" and "I just wanna get on that body"

    How does one respond to that? lol

    This is sexual harassment, tell him it is and he needs to stop and or go to your supervisor/HR dept and report him.
  • deineira
    deineira Posts: 75 Member
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    My coworker spends the entire day trying to convince me to sleep with him and making awkward come on's and propositions. He says things like "Give a black man a chance" and "I'll be real gentle" and "I just wanna get on that body"

    How does one respond to that? lol

    By reporting this joker to your HR person. This is sexual harassment and you DON"T have to put up with this. I encourage you to report this person. I'm in HR and I assure you your HR person does *not* want this person talking to you like this.
  • checof
    checof Posts: 114
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    The "I have a coworker who is passive aggressive" comment = hilarious. XD
  • dcurzon
    dcurzon Posts: 653 Member
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    That's pretty much what she said...

    Who'd thought, dolphins. Gay rapists

    They rape PEOPLE...
    It was a simple dolphin/man breach brown misunderstanding, I was assured!

    I feel dirty and used

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